What to wear to a fascism party?

[salinen]

Brown is "da bomb" this season, and don't forget those red arm bands. After signing the loyalty oath, use those jack boots to kick it over to the kool-aid bowl. Monocles instead of glasses kids.

The conversation will be lively too. Comparisons of "certain" people to dogs is in fashion this season.

No women will be there - hookers yes, wifes and girlfriend no, so you can be the pig you always dreamed.

If you can find a way to arrive in a dull green-grey Hummer with a machine gun attached, you'd be sure to impress certain higher-ups!

[ewagner]

1. If you're one of the chosen ones,

the host will give you a private viewing of his personal collection of erotic art......

[Guy_Montag]

2. I prefer SS black

I simply love those little silver skulls. They are just darling.

(Apologies to gay DUers - I'm not big & I'm not clever)

[BurtWorm]

3. Here's a nice little ensemble

[kayell]

4. While your host pretends to be quite ascetic and a vegetarian in public

He would really appreciate some of his favorite sausages, a nice pheasant and some beer.

[kayell]

5. Ooops, wrong century. While your host pretends to be a good christian,

He would really appreciate some nice blow, a girly-mag and some beer.

[salinen]

6. Host makes it clear

that his soldiers will have a great time, killing, torturing, and raping. The generals know that they will get the real goods, and have a little fun watching the soldiers kill, torture, and rape.