Does George W. shower?

[Lone_Wolf]

I don't mean for this to sound petty, but his red-face, skin eruptions, and his frequent boils is suggestive of a skin bacteria infections. This suggests either he doesn't wash regulary or very well. Any opinions?

[NMDemDist2]

1. it can also be caused by bad nutrition when drinking too much and not

eating correctly

[MadProphetMargin]

2. Looks more like terminal syphilus to me. That would also explain the

poor speech, and lack of coodination/cognitive skills.

[Ilsa]

14. Tertiary syphillus also explains the

loud, obnoxious, paranoid delusions he is prone to expressing.

[rfranklin]

3. More likely a sign of a weak immune system...

due to stress. People can live perfectly well without washing compulsively the way we do these days. Remember when Bush broke out in boils when they were stealing the election?

[Lone_Wolf]

18. I remember...

I think Karen Hughes claimed he nicked himself with a razor. It looked like more a boil to me. I've seen it before in people who have severe S. aureus skin infections. These people typically have poor personal hygeine (i.e. bathe infrequently.) I seem to remember reading someplace (Hatfield's Fortunate Son) that he was a unkempt, slob in college and as a bachelor.

I agree that people can live perfectly well without bathing every day... but whether this is living optimally is another question.


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[Spinzonner]

4. I think Dick laid his eggs on him and thr larvae are erupting

[Mad_Dem_X]

11. Ewww...that's nasty! LOL!

:P

[leftchick]

12. omg......

:puke:..... but you may be right!

[livinginphotographs]

24. Hahahaha!

n/t

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

5. Of course he doesn't shower

He jumps in the tub with Mr. Bubble.

[MadProphetMargin]

6. Oddly enough, Mr Bubble looks just like Chalabai.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

8. My god, you're right

:scared:

[Julien Sorel]

7. I think he's on steroids for his knees or some other problem.

Steroids are a great anti-inflammatory, they would help him bear up under the stress of a campaign, and they cause acne and other skin problems. Just a guess, mind you, but it makes sense.

[KlatooBNikto]

9. He is on an all pretzel diet laced with you know what (wink!).

A mighty President is he, who needs to keep himself in fighting trim to repel the evil invaders, so says Klatoo.

[SpiralHawk]

10. He's got a wicked bad case of the

Colliwobbles. I'd bet a doughnut on it.

"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

[NinetySix]

13. So what?

Howard Hughes didn't shower, either, and there wasn't a THING wrong with him.

[Crankie Avalon]

15. Why would I bother...

...with your Lib'rul, so-called "showering" when every day I get to "Bathe in the Light of the Lord"?

HALLEFALLUJAH, PRAISE JEEBUS!!!

[peekaloo]

16. *giggle* I bet you drink from the bidet , ya know, that fancy water

fountain in the bathroom.

[Crankie Avalon]

17. Crazy as y'all may think this sounds...

...somehow the water actually seems more refreshing and lip-smackin'ly delicious ever since I stopped calling it a "bidet" (Frenchy word) and started calling it my "Freedom Fountain."

[951]

19. Does anyone still have that pic of him scratching his ass?

I think that pic is fitting to this discussion

[leftofthedial]

20. It's the lizard skin popping out

the human disguise is malfunctioning

[11 Bravo]

21. Shower? Hell, the bastard doesn't even wipe!

n/t

[TahitiNut]

23. When a turd washes the shit away, what's left?

:shrug:

[Roy Robertson]

22. Hydrophobia? (nfm)