A new advertising campaign for Louisiana

[Brian_Expat]

Given that Louisiana clearly no longer wants visits or money from gay people (why else would it ban gay marriages and civil unions), it needs to end its Southern Decadence event (a gay party in New Orleans that brings in tens of millions of dollars in tax revenue every year).

So what to do?

Louisiana need a new ad campaign. And though I am gay and hate bigoted places, I also want to make sure that their ad campaign effectively conveys to gays that they should go elsewhere without their cash.

So this is a forum to post ideas for Louisiana's NEW tourism slogan, post-anti-gay-amendment.

Here are a couple to start you off:

1: Louisiana: Je n'aime pas, y'all!

2: Mardi Gras Morals: Show us your TITS, not your marriage license!

Others? I'm sure there are a few who can do better ones than me!

[Knurled99]

1. Their flag says...

UNION, JUSTICE, CONFIDENCE.. They should make a post-amendment change to the flag that says
"(straight)UNION, (straight)JUSTICE, (straight)CONFIDENCE"

[Knurled99]

2. Or a tourism slogan...

"We do animals... but not in the butt."