Kerry is a WIMP!!! And * I * know its true because ...

[IdaBriggs]

He is a COMBAT VETERAN -- and that ALWAYS shows you a man is a WIMP!

The NAVY gave him MEDALS -- and you CAN'T TRUST THE U.S. NAVY to know ANYTHING about courage, so therefore, he is a WIMP!

He was a PROSECUTING ATTORNEY -- and Prosecuting Attorneys ARE ALWAYS WIMPS!

Then he was an ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY -- I've watched Law & Order, and I know THOSE FOLKS are DEFINITELY WIMPY!

He WASTED his time in the Senate going after TERRORISM FUNDING, and HELPING OUT OTHER (WIMPY!) VETERANS, and FIGHTING CORRUPTION, and going after RICH POLLUTERS, and PUTTING POLICE ON OUR STREETS -- what kind of REAL MAN would waste his time doing WIMPY STUFF like that???

The truth is, we just can't trust Kerry to "protect us" when it comes to Terrorism because HE IS A WIMP. And he is spending this entire election telling HIS VERSION OF THE TRUTH which makes EVERYONE HAPPY (NOT), so that just shows you how good he WOULDN'T be at governing THE WHOLE COUNTRY INSTEAD OF JUST THE WIMPY LEFT WING WIMPS!!!

Besides, I would rather trust MY LIFE in the hands of a businessman whose only goal was profits who was smart enough NOT to get in the way of people shooting guns at him and couldn't figure out how to stop 19 guys from killing thousands of my fellow citizens. Picking a COMBAT TESTED MILITARY GUY, EX-PROSECUTING ATTORNEY, ANTI-CORRUPTION SENATOR WHO SPEAKS A BUNCH OF LANGUAGES is JUST STUPID!!!

Wake up, America! Smell the coffee, AND WAKE THE F*CK UP!!!

:eyes:

[Roy]

1. Very Good....

Using different words this is exactly what republicans and much of the media suggest.

[malva]

2. Wake up, America! Smell the coffee

The truth is, we just can't trust Kerry to "protect
us" when it comes to Terrorism because HE IS A WIMP. And
he is spending this entire election telling HIS VERSION OF THE
TRUTH which makes EVERYONE HAPPY (NOT), so that just shows you
how good he WOULDN'T be at governing THE WHOLE COUNTRY INSTEAD
OF JUST THE WIMPY LEFT WING WIMPS!!!

[derrald]

3. Sarcasm?

Or did Jimmy Dobson tell you how to say that all by himself?

[IdaBriggs]

21. Sarcasm -- couldn't you tell? nt

[derrald]

24. lol

I wasnt asking you if you were being sarcastic - I was asking the person I replied to

[IdaBriggs]

26. Sorry -- my husband was telling me (right before I replied)...

that I should "be careful" about posting this lest people think I "really meant it." Sorry for the paranoia!!! :)

[are_we_united_yet]

30. Wow that was an amazing post!

Now run along and play with your pogo stick.

[sushi]

4. My very conservative husband

can't believe that Kerry isn't at least 40 points in front! Most countries polled, including Britain(!), prefer Kerry, except for Poland and The Philippines.

[Contender]

5. Feel better now?

[IdaBriggs]

16. Yes. nt

[Vickers]

6. Best. Sarcastic. Rant. EVER!!!!!

:toast:

[usurper4]

7. One slight error

Just an oversight...you forgot to put the word "failed" before the word "businessman".

Amazing how somebody who has a history of running OIL companies into the ground has any Repub respect.

[JimmyJazz]

11. Yeah, but someone still made money

who could that have been again?

[Contender]

8. I was just wondering

"Wake up, America! Smell the coffee, AND WAKE THE F*CK UP!!!"



You are screaming to America to wake up on the DU. Everyone here is already awake. Why don't you take that rant some place where it would reach new people. Did you really want to wake people up or were you just venting?

[alittlelark]

9. I care not whether Ida was venting or

whatever....


That post ROCKS!!!!:bounce:

edited for name (brain fade)

[Vickers]

10. Some folks don't get the humor here

Probably think The Daily Show is actual news and yell at it the whole time, too.

[Contender]

14. You can get more news from the Daily Show than you can from Farce

[Contender]

12. Oh yes

It is a rocker!!! No getting around that!!! Way to go!!! Congrats!!!


I was only going to vote for Kerry a little before. Now I am going to vote a lot!!!

:yourock: :headbang: :thumbsup: :wow: :party:

[alittlelark]

19. uh, yeah...

good to hear it.

Perhaps contender did cut the cheese?

>edited to continue fixing name-based brain fade!

[IdaBriggs]

13. Little bit of both.

I'm debating printing a variant up and mailing it to supporters of the Evil One. (I was making phone calls for Kerry yesterday, so I got a lot of Very Frustrating "I feel safer with .") Also, I'm getting REALLY sick of all the criticism of Kerry lately. Did you know that most supporters of * don't even KNOW Kerry was a Prosecuting Attorney? Its just NUTS!

Plus (and this is me being Evil), since its saying something BAD about Kerry in the header, part of me wants to see how many people automatically start reading it because either a) they want to see if I'm a freeper, or b) I might have "actual proof" that they can get into a tizzy about!

:evilgrin:

[sushi]

17. I hope the scared Republicans heard O'Reilly

saying recently that he believes Kerry will be just as good at defending America.

[Roy]

15. But it is a good reminder....

But it is a good reminder, and a forceful call for people here to get out and inform and energize others. To remind people of what should be the qualifications to run for the most powerful and important position on this planet, and not fall for the constant spin of the so called main stream media.

[IdaBriggs]

18. Thank you, Roy!

That is probably one of the nicest compliments I have every received! Seriously! (glow) :)

[antigone382]

20. Beautiful! Just beautiful!

Yeah, it amazes me that people think Kerry has been in some hole since Viet Nam. Repukes could not debate their way out of a paper bag. Facts are just inconsequential annoyances.
WAY TO GO!

[George_S]

22. "Get over it!" ya big babies!

Sung to the tune of "Get Over it" by the Eagles

From the album Hell Freezes Over (1994)

I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whining little ad cryin' 'Don't blame me'
They point their crooked little fingers at everybody else
Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves
Victim of 'Nam, victim of life
'Cause Kerry was mean; their life ain't right

Get over it
Get over it
All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

They say they haven't been the same since they heard Kerry's speech
But they might feel better lying through their teeth
The more I think about it, Old Kerry is right
Let's boot all the liars, boot 'em tonight
They cry about truth, when all they tell are lies
'Cause the big, bad wooses can't take a little slight

Get over it
Get over it
If you don't want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, Get over it

It's like hearing a confession every time I hear them speak
They're makin' the most of their losin' streak
Some call it freep, but I call it weak

They drag it around like a ball and chain
They wallow in the guilt; they wallow in their pain
They wave it like a flag, they wear it like a crown
They dost protest too much, bringin' everybody down
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
I'd like to find their inner child and kick its little ass

Get over it
Get over it
All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

Get over it
Get over it
It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit
Get over it, get over it

[Contender]

25. Who wrote those lyrics?

A lot of spare time was involved I am guessing..

[George_S]

28. Not long

Took about a half hour, 45 minutes.

[George_S]

29. Just a revision of the original though

[maveric]

23. Someone should post this on Freerepublic.com.

And e-mail to freeper acquaintances.

[Cleita]

27. Gee, I thought he was a flip flopper.

That's the reason some lady gave on TV today for voting for Bush. And Bush is better for security, she said. I wonder where she got those ideas? Let's see Al Gore was a waffler. Doesn't this sound familiar?