Oh God! Mark "Dittohead" Luther just tried to tell a joke.

[skypilot]

I knew before he even told it that it wouldn't be funny but it turned out to be even LESS funny than I could have imagined.

For those of you who don't get Air America, the joke was this:

"The Democrats just found a copy of the Ten Commandments---on CD.

Ba da Bump!! I'm thoroughly convinced now. Republicans aren't funny.

[liberalnurse]

1. I heard it......

I suggest Al keep control of the humor department.....

[tridim]

2. Show us the originals Mark

Where are the stone tablets? By his logic, technically the Bible is a forgery too.

[ComerPerro]

5. Good point

[skypilot]

6. Yeah, the typeset looks really suspicious to me.

*

[zbdent]

10. And it's not even in English!!

Lousy forgeries - get the language right!

( / sarcasm)

[ComerPerro]

3. Wow, look!!

I just found a copy of the Ten Commandments that was digitally encoded and then transfered to my computer through electronic signals!!!

And, if I chose, I could put it on a disk, on CD, I could print it out and make flyers...


http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~drzymala/10comman.html

I'm sorry, I just don't get conservative humor. And, I think I am glad that I don't.

[wryter2000]

4. Finally

Franken is finally, finally pounding his moron friend. And not letting him get away with wiggling out of the argument.

[skypilot]

7. And then when he DOES say something funny...

...he doesn't even realize it. The fool just said the he'd heard tha FOX News actually broke the Abu Graib story.:eyes:

[Lerkfish]

8. the essence of repuke humor...

belittlement


now, think about that for a moment. All their "humor" is based on belittling others. I've tried to think of counter examples, but I cannot. I think because humor is an extension of your personality....repukes live by downtrodding others..period.

[Wilber_Stool]

9. He probably has a photo of

Christ.

[AlFrankenFan]

11. They don't have a sense of humor

And if they do, it's "laughing at the unfortunate" type of humor.

[uncle ray]

12. and they always drag religion into it

the joke would be more appropiate if it were a historical US document, not something religous.

[skypilot]

13. They're sucking up to God...

...hoping that He'll imbue their lame utterances with just a tincture of humor but He's busy rolling his eyes. Just like the rest of us.