Time for Randi

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Words you never thought you'd see: "Cash-strapped Pentagon."

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1. Bush speech at the UN

Went over like a lead balloon. Whaddya mean we don't understand freedom? Unable to detect any leadership from the podium at all.

Bush looked horrible in front of that green marble tile -- see how bad he looks when he can't wrap himself in the flag?

[proud patriot]

2. Talking about comparing books by Clark and Graham

:hi:

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3. Yup -- all politics, all the time with the Bush administration

:hi:

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4. She seems a bit snarky today

Going on about a testosterone patch for women. It will make women want to have sex more, but the side effects will make men want to have sex with you less.

Hee, hee.

[proud patriot]

5. ROFLMAO

:D That reminds of those cartoons that came out
right after viagra emerged , the ones with the
wives sarcastically saying "yeah thanks a lot viagra"

:crazy:

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6. Rush Limbaugh spoof commercial

The impersonator sounds like his bowel's about ready to let go. Endorsing a CD of the O'Franken Factor's greatest hits.

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9. the "impersonator" is Franken! n/t

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17. I suspected that

Captures that "fart-stuck-in-me-sideways" delivery sooo well.

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7. Richard Clarke will be on later

After I sign off.

[proud patriot]

8. Richard Clark will be on at 4pm EST

:D oh yeah :headbang:

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10. Recount of Janet Parshall (sp?) talking to Franken

Parshall drinks the Kool-Aid every day, and somehow survives.

Fascinating to see the two groups mix: Franken and his research staff versus Parshall and her tactic of just making shit up.

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11. Randi will NOT call David Dreier gay

She doesn't have enough evidence, cites the fact that he apparently lives with his chief of staff, has a perfect rating from the Christian Coalition, votes anti-gay everything, but because she doesn't have enough evidence, she won't say that Dreier is gay.

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12. Whoa, she sparking off in all directions

Started with Parshall on Franken's show, went to Dreier, some unnamed congress critter (oops, she just named him -- Foley) in Florida, her sister being a lesbian and her death by HMO, to Bill Frist, to his being a big investor in big health organizations. Take a break.

Focus Randi, focus.

[proud patriot]

13. Talking about Al and Hightower on Larry King last night

:D

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14. Back to Janet Parshall . . .

Parshall says nobody believes what's on their teevees anymore because Dan Rather lied. Franken said, "What are you talking about?"

"Forgery" and "documents" go together like Bush and Cheney. Joseph Wilson exposed their forgery, and watched his wife get her cover blown by the White House.

[proud patriot]

15. "Al was in total disbelief " LOL

refering to his reaction to the rwer on king last night .

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16. The Kool-Aid drinkers' secret weapon

A flurry of misinformation, garbage so egregious you can't believe it, and it comes out in such a torrent that when someone like Parshall finally stops for a breath, you don't know where to start. Rebuttal time is so limited that it's impossible to make a full response.

Imitating Parshall's overwrought words. Har!

Newsflash Janet: Fox has been lying for years -- every minute on the minute.

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18. No one around the world can work with Stupidhead

And Stupidhead doesn't want to work with anyone else.

But the Bush administration has nailed a dangerous terrorist! Cat Stevens. The guy who recorded "Peace Train." If this is what we're doing to protect ourselves . . . Allegedly for national security -- by the Jesus, we're never going to let them play "Wild World" again!

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19. Look out, Micky Dolenz -- you're next!

Hey, "Morning has broken" is a good song, Randi! Lay off the Catman.

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20. We just shouldn't participate . . .

Make a pact that the liberals are going to quit participating in these stupid Democrat vs. Republican shows.

Hmmm. Don't know how I feel about that. If the smart people walk off the field, we're left with the likes of Alan "I agree with everything you just said, Sean" Colmes.

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21. Loooo-seee, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Detailing the Bill Burkett story of receiving the documents he turned over to CBS. Burkett allegedly contacted by the elusive (illusive?) Lucy Ramirez, gets the documents from someone he's never met or seen before (but not Lucy) at a livestock show, makes a copy of the papers, burns the originals, and gives the copies to CBS.

See anything suspicious in this alleged chain of events?

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22. Going to the phones: Ed in New York

And I gotta go! Ta, everyone.

Hope someone can provide some detail on the Richard Clarke interview, which starts at 4 p.m. EDT

[Kathy in Cambridge]

23. Richard Clarke is on for the hour

:bounce:

[proud patriot]

24. shoot I missed Clark , I had to go pick up kids

how'd it go ?

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27. Pick up the kids?

Let the little buggers walk next time -- I require details in my little cube! Where ARE your priorities?

[proud patriot]

28. LOL

Well One of the schools is 15 miles away ..
They are not all my kids ..I'm the village
raising kids ya know ..

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29. 15 miles? Pffff!

I walked that every day when I was a kid. In the snow. Uphill. Both ways (the earth's crust was still shifting then).

[proud patriot]

30. LOL

Hey my parents always told me that ;-)

[maveric]

25. Is Ron Reagan jr. on now?

I just turned it on and it sounds like him.

[proud patriot]

26. Yeah that's Ron , He's staying through the break

for those who missed the first part .