How nice!

[Pepperbelly]

A story for DUers to keep in mind as well as a method to keep our own rhetoric cool and on-point.

Two southern belles were conversing, the Georgia belle and the Memphis belle. Georgia belle, in her Foghorn Leghorn accent says, "My husband is so generous. When I presented him with our first child, he bought me a Rolls Royce."

Memphis belle placed her hands on each side of her mouth and said, "How nice." Encouraged, Georgia belle continued. "And when I presented him with our second child, he bought me a mansion."

"How nice," said the Memphis belle. "And then," said the Georgia belle, "when I gave him our third child, he bought me a yacht."

"How nice," said Memphis belle. Georgia belle said, "I know your husband is generous as well. What did he do for you when you gave him children?"

Memphis belle smiled. "When I gave him our first child, he sent me to finishing school."

Georgia belle, astonished, asked, "Why on earth? What did you learn there?"

Memphis belle: "That when you really, really need to say "fuck you to somebody, instead you say, 'how nice!'"

[Dogmudgeon]

1. Belles

Q: What's the difference between a Southern Belle and a Redneck Slut?

A: A six-pack.

--bkl
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