Why aren't Jenna and Barbara enlisting to help "stay the course"?

[moondust]

Are they just girlie girls or something? Too weak and lazy?

[cheshire]

1. Same reason Dad was AWOL. It gets in the way of partying.

[xray s]

2. I say get those girls in a humvee running shotgun for some oil tankers

Someone has to protet Halliburton assets over there.

[moondust]

5. There ya go.

Now that would prove it's a worthy cause.

[Vickers]

3. Incredibly low ASVAB scores, I'm guessing

Like dad, along the lines of "just one point away from being too stupid to fly an airplane."

[whistle]

4. Stay the course means "nothing changes" including rich kids...

...don't have to go and fight and die. They just stay home enjoy themselves and just get richer.

[agates]

6. Too many arrests

to be morally qualified???


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