a small list of things republicans say not realizing how stupid they sound

[mopaul]

'we gotta fight em' in eye-rack so's we don't have to fight em' over here'.

this is a stupid thing to say, because, for one, who is it exactly that we are fighting? and secondly, why in the hell would 'all the terrorists' go to iraq to fight americans? there are terrorists all over the world, some right next door to you. morons.

'bush's finest moment was after the nine eleven attacks'. excuse me?
what the hell did he do that was so spectacular and decisive? nada, that's what. he knew it was coming and went on vacation, how brave and churchillian is that? if it had been Clinton, i'm sure you'd have given him a pass too right?

'them damn protesters are givin' aid and comfort to the enemy, and causing poor morale among the troops'. dissent is patriotic assholes.

'John Kerry betrayed his country when he came back from Nam by criticizing the U.S.' he didn't betray anybody stupid shit, he put his actual ass on the line so he oughta be able to say any damn thing he wants, unlike some jerkoffs we know, dumbfuck.

'president bush is doing a great job and i support him 100%'. how many medications are you currently taking? statements like these prove concretely that people can be easily persuaded to walk into suicide booths by the millions.

'i want republicans to be in charge so i don't have to pay so many damn taxes'. well, lucky lucky you, you have so much money that you can't stand to give up a little bit of it to help the poor ol' nation and it's citizens, most of whom don't have enough money to pay next month's rent.

'the poor and unemployed deserve to be, because they just ain't tryin' hard enough'. what kind of a thing is this for a supposed Christian to say? have they never heard the words of the 2,000 year old man they worship? something about help the poor and the least among us? it's called the bible, go pick up a copy.

'liberals are all a bunch of baby killers'. i guess when you really hate someone, you'll say the nastiest thing you can possibly come up with, true or not, for maximum shock power. but you can't bear to look at photos of recently killed innocent iraqi children. grow brains dipshits.

'we're bringin' democracy and freedom to the middle east'. maybe you need glasses, cause if you look at a few daily images coming out of baghdad you might just notice that democracy and freedom are just obscene words to the thousands of dead innocent people, killed with your tax dollars. the only thing we're bringing to the middle east is hell on earth.

'we oughta all support the president, cause we're at war, and cause well, he's the president'. yeah right, if it was a democratic president, instead of a republican one, i'm sure you'd support him.
shit, you'd have already hung him from a tree and murdered his family by this time, nazimoron dolt.

'did you liberals totally forget what happened on 9-11?' yeah you thick headed fuck, we forgot all about it. so did bush, yet he exploits it like colonel parker screwed elvis. we know what the hell happened on 9-11, and if we mention it, you shout us down and call us conspiracy theory nutjobs. i ask you mr. republizombie, did you totally miss what happened on 9-11?

these are just a few of the charming hypnotic mantras ejaculated by republicans, that always endear me to them. if you have any other sacred cow phrases to knock down, feel free to add them. every idiotic utterance should have an equal and opposite rebuttal.

[clonebot]

1. i like the one

where they tell the 78 year old widow who barely lives off of social security in an aging 30 floor project to get off her ass and get a job at mcdonalds and make something of herself ;)

[mopaul]

3. and welfare queens

first mentioned under reagan of course. the cartoon image of a black woman with 12 kids and no job or husband who buys a new cadillac and let's her kids sleep in the box the entertainment center came in. while there are some who exploit the welfare system, and i've even known a few, 99% percent of the people getting food stamps and assistance truly need it and we can afford to give it. and jesus told us to, so why pretend that the poor are a burden on the rest of us? it's just plain mean.

[clonebot]

5. hahah welfare queens i forgot about that

i heard they were in league with dukakis when he and willie horton tag team raped that girl and murdered her.

[Snotcicles]

13. It's is always

easiest to pick on the defenseless for your problems. And they make a great diversion.

[CrispyQ]

16. About welfare moms, not welfare queens . . .

Why don't the repubs ever mention anything about the father's responsibility to the children? They are so hateful toward the woman, & want to withhold any help to her, but never a whisper about the deadbeat dad. They are so frickin' hypocritical!

[Vickers]

2. I *love* starting the day with a nice Mopaul rant!

:toast:

I know it's going to be a good day when the first thread I click on is so full of the TRUTH!

[mopaul]

4. i'm full of it alright

fed up is more like it. a toast back at you, but with coffee.

[Aunt Anti-bush]

6. A guy I work with said,

"Bush did an excellent job of rallying Americans after 9-11."

So, either this guy's in a dream world OR he is voting for Bush simply because of a few good photo ops with the firemen at ground zero...

[KG]

7. i've long since decided being a repook is a sign of mental illness

only morons could look around a think things are better with the criminal BFEE in charge.

hey mopaul, what happened to your site, where you stashing your artwork?

[bluedonkey]

19. You confirmed what I've known

all along.
I work on the psych unit at a local hospital and most of our patients love Bush and will vote for him.

Point: Mental patients love Bush.Ergo,allBush lovers are mental.

[girl gone mad]

8. Did you hear Bush..

say it's better to fight the terrorists in Iraq RIGHT IN FRONT OF Allawi? I cringed.

Even if there was any merit to this argument (as if terrorists have given up plotting attacks on America), he's basically saying that the lives of American civilians are more precious than the lives of Iraqi civilians and American soldiers.

Kerry should ask Bush if hee thinks we can cut the budget for homeland security, since we're fighting all of the terrorists in Iraq.

[izzie]

11. Bush is always saying silly things like that.

Guess that is why they keep Dover off the front pages and let know one see the inside of a service hospital. I guess if your Am. and killed or wounded over seas it makes it better.Is this like Nero fiddling while Rome burns? Is that what they mean by that statement?

[soup]

9. *he was chosen by God

and *he's an honest man bringing dignity back to the w.h. and *he's keeping us safe and making the world a more peaceful place because *he's our war presnident and if you keep this up, you're not going to be invited to the bar-b-q.

[lostnfound]

10. 'Fox News is all I need'

which means "I'm brainwashed and I love it; I'm wallowing in my own stupidity"

[Snotcicles]

14. I don't need to think about

politics, Fox news does it all for me so I can have time to watch whats important on TV like who wants to marry a millionaire.

[riverwalker]

12. "libruls wanna take all my guns"

is very popular where I live. I point out to my hunting family, that since Asscroft has already made toilet paper out of the First, Third, and Fourth Ammendments, why do you think repubs will protect the Second?

[mopaul]

15. & the new one: liberals want to confiscate all our bibles

no shit, they're floating this one in the bible belt.

[zydeco]

17. Someone needs to ask these former POW's

what exactly effected their release. If I had been a POW and someone was taking heat and speaking out to end the war, we wouldn't win, I would be praising him forever. Course that's just my way of thinking.

[kentuck]

18. Mopaul is on a roll !!

:)