For the next five days ...

[TahitiNut]

... we'll see less of the coWard of craWford as he retreats to the pig ranch for intensive care, including an abundance of his narcissist supply, psychotropic medications, and propagandistic programming. Sadly, we'll see more of Dick GFY Cheney and other Busholini surrogates as they spread their mental fecal matter over the boob tube (named in honor of DimSon).


My suggestion to John Kerry: In every response to any question or any remark by the Coward-In-Chief, refer to him in the third person. Talk about him and his cronies, not to him. Speak patronizingly about him. Take away his narcissistic supply and pretend he doesn't exist and he'll be more likely to go nucuelur, but will certainly get rattled. Refer to Cheney's decisions and policies and Rumsfeld's decisions and policies and Ashcroft's decisions and policies - not DimSon's. Treat him like the front-man he is. Speak in a matter-of-fact manner, not concerned by those who cannot see the obvious. Do not portray any anxiety whatsoever that your opponents must be convinced. Don't get trapped by their "convince me" tar-baby.

[Vincardog]

1. Most excellent advice. Lets watch as DimSon implodes Sept 30.

[Beam Me Up]

2. Very good advise. ARE YOU LISTENING, DNC?

Turn the light on. Watch the COCKROACHES scramble.

[Ripley]

3. And also never, never, not ever

agree with him.

[Kanary]

4. You've been posting some excellent advice for the Dems

So, if they had any smarts, they'd not only be listening, they'd *hire* you, fer cryinginabucket.

:toast:

Kanary

[TahitiNut]

5. (lol!) Now, that's even better advice!

As one of the Bush-impoverished, I sure could use the income! :toast:

[Kanary]

6. send 'em the bill...... *, that is. ^_^

In the "Patriotic Services" column.

:hi:

Kanary