I think I know why Bush attacked Iraq...

[jerryman814]

One day, one of little George's friends, Bin Bin, came over to play. They played together for hours upon hours, until the cows came home. The next day, however, Bin Bin and Georgie were very bored. They had played all day yesterday, so things weren't as interesting that day. So, they decided to play a new game. Bin Bin would pretend to hide from Georgie and then Georgie would pretend to be confused. That way, Georgie could call one of his friends little Dick over to help him find Bin Bin. Georgie, Dick and Bin Bin had fun for the whole day.

The three of them had fun for a very long time. However, one day in September, Bin Bin got into a lot of trouble. They were playing football and Bin Bin didn't realize that he had thrown so far and he broke the neighbor's window. Everyone in the neighborhood came out of their hours to see what had happened, but by that time, Bin Bin, Dick, and Georgie were all his in Georgie's house, hiding. The whole neighborhood was in a tizzy as to find out what all of the commotion was and who had done it.

Georgie knew he had to do something to help Bin Bin from getting into trouble, so he went to the neighbors and told them what happened. He told them that the crazy kid on the next block had done it, Saddam. Now, Saddam was widely known as the crazy kid by everyone, but nobody thought he would go around breaking windows - until now. Everyone believed Georgie. After all, he WAS a Bush kid. So, off everyone went to Saddam's house to make him pay for the window he didn't break. All the while, Bin Bin, Dick, and Georgie continued to have fun...