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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-26-04 12:28 PM
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Open Your Eyes!
George Bush, taking a stroll with a senior member of Congress meets a little girl carrying a small basket with a blanket over it.

Curious, he says to the girl; "What's in the basket?".
She replies; "New baby kittens" and opens the basket to show him.
" How nice" said Bush. " What kind are they?".

The little girl says, "Republicans".

Bush smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.Three weeks later again taking a stroll , he sees the little girl again with the same basket.

Bush says ; "Watch this, it's very cute". They approach the little girl.
Bush asks how the kittens are and she says fine.

He then says, "What kind of kittens are they?" and she replies,"Democrats."

Somewhat abashed, Bush says, "Three weeks ago you said they were Republicans!"

"I know," she says." But now their eyes are open".
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DeepModem Mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-26-04 12:37 PM
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1. I like that!
Edited on Sun Sep-26-04 12:37 PM by DeepModem Mom
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-26-04 12:42 PM
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2. LOL ! Good one !
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-26-04 12:44 PM
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3. That is funny.
So, the little girl has a litter of DemoCATS. ;)
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-26-04 12:56 PM
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4. hee hee
:thumbsup:
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-26-04 01:15 PM
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5. good one but...
before I passed it along to a few dozen friends, I deleted the word "curious". That's an attribute the weasel doesn't have.
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AndyTiedye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-26-04 02:19 PM
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6. I Love It
:kick::kick::kick:
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-26-04 03:29 PM
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7. Very clever!
Thanks! :toast:
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