Why I am voting for Bush. - Democratic Underground

caledesi

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Tue Sep-28-04 04:55 AM
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Why I am voting for Bush.

Edited on Tue Sep-28-04 05:00 AM by caledesi

I appreciate fiscal irresponsibilty.
I like it that the country is heading in the wrong direction.
I don't like getting paid overtime.
I love to hear a good eloquent speech.
I like a polite leader, so that if our country is under attack, he still continues ready MY PET GOAT.
I enjoy a flip-flopper who say we must be humble and not bully other countries, or say he would never touch the SS surplus.
I love a big spender, one that can go through a huge surplus in less than 2 years.
I love losing my job and not being able to find another one and the added bonus of losing my health insurance.
I have always had a soft spot for a closert drinker.
I love a man who has f*cked up every thing he has ever touched and have daddy bail him out.
I never liked Sammy Sosa.
I hate to read and like it that he doesn't either.
I love an adventurous president who invades the wrong country.
I adore a liar.
I like it that he has given all the jobs in Iraq to big US companies so I can watch all those Iraqis get angrier and angrier bec they have
no jobs.

Yeah, I am a masochistic Republican. <sarcasm)

Any other masochists out there?

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displacedtexan

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Tue Sep-28-04 05:33 AM
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1. I love...

a president who is so beloved worldwide that his security detail roster has enough people to warrant its own zip code.

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ayeshahaqqiqa

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Tue Sep-28-04 05:38 AM
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2. You've got to vote for him!

He's a "good Christian"-I've heard that before.

Yeah. Sure.

A good Christian is a liar.
A good Christian screws the poor.
A good Christian makes a big show of their piety.
A good Christian is a warmonger.

If you believe this, I'd like to see what version of the New Testament you're reading, 'cause it doesn't sound like the ones I have!

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Zynx

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Tue Sep-28-04 06:42 AM
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4. "I'd like to see what version of the New Testament Bush is reading"

Bush reads?

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durablend

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Tue Sep-28-04 07:01 AM
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6. It's the "New IMPROVED Testament"

All references to helping the sick and the poor have been expunged

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Connie_Corleone

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Tue Sep-28-04 07:04 AM
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7. The Cliff Notes version.

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calico1

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Tue Sep-28-04 06:32 AM
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3. I love that he is not one of those

snobby intellectuals. Who wants a smart President? A dumbass is more like a real person!

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baldguy

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Tue Sep-28-04 06:50 AM
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5. You're over 40, and you cheat on your spouse & use drugs.

And call them "youthful indiscretions"

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