Wow!!! Wasn't that debate SOMETHING????

[SoCalDem]

This reporter was "shocked and awed" beyond words... The tension in the room was so think you could have cut it with a knife.. The questions were riveting..

The two men were prepared, and determined to get their message out to the people. Although he looked relaxed and tanned..(tan in a can, or did he use Gore's make-up person??)...Mr. Kerry's answers to the questions seemed a bit out of focus. There were quizzical looks on the faces of most of the audience. The kind of rhetoric that is common to Mr Kerry is very foreign to the common man. The democrat senator from Massachussets was a skilled debater in school, and he was expected to do very well in the debate, yet he seemed flat.. Instead of stating the positive things he would do, he seemed intent on criticising the president...and in war-time..

PRESIDENT BUSH, on the other hand, was his usual affable self. He certainly knows what to say, and how to say it.. His fans know that they can always count on him to talk to them in easy-to-understand terms....The plain-spoken President Bush has the "heart and soul" of America, because he is one of them.. It had to be difficult for him too, since the Democrat senator's people have been attacking Mr. Bush unrelentingly.

The few times that the two debaters looked at each other, you could almost see the hurt in Mr Bush's eyes.. At times he looked upwards, as if to confer with his lord and savior for guidance. He obviously has very pressing issues on his mind, what with the war on terrorism, yet he took time out of his busy schedule to have the debate.

His energy knows no bounds, and he will undoubtedly continue to do the hard work as president, and still honor the debate schedule..

note to staff... do not file until Friday...


www.liberalcommiepinkopress.com

[SoCalDem]

1. in case you missed it

we pretty much know that some of the "reports" have already been "written" if not on paper yet..:eyes:

It will be interesting to see how the screaming-head-shows handle the day-after reporting..

As scripted, stilted and just plain phony as the "format" is, I doubt that we will see anything even approaching "new"..

I would still like * searched for earbugs, because we all know that he can't get out more than 5 words at a stretch, and by the time he gets to 5, he has already forgotten the first 4 words..

Maybe we can hope for spontaneous combustion :)

[Hutzpa]

12. ROLMHO! Hey!! you do realize that you could be handy at Faux n/t

[Still_Notafraid]

2. LOL

Dude you could work for Fox!

[drscm]

3. Hope you enjoy your long weekend starting today.

I'm so glad to see that you will not let those silly political debates get in the way of enjoying yourself. Undergod knows, you and the rest of the media deserve a real break. All that repetition of the inane can no doubt be tiring.

[SoCalDem]

10. Merely a commentary on the sad state of reporting

:)

[papau]

4. Excellent! Thanks for the smile ! :-)

:-)

[Vickers]

5. Holy shit, you had me going!!!! I was like, I MISSED IT?!?!?!?!?!

Aw man, totally LMAO, that is the funniest thing I've read in a long time, and I imagine quite prescient!

:toast:

[dweller]

6. ha!

love your link!

got me.
dp

[elehhhhna]

7. Kerry will kick Our Pet Goat's butt. He's "too orangey" though (sarc).

[SoCalDem]

9. I cannot imagine why they experiment with skintone at such

a time.. It's like a bride trying out a tanning booth for 2 hours, the day before the wedding...or trying the beauty college for that wedding day haircut :)

[progressivejazz]

8. Great job!

Right on the mark.

Thanks

[Vickers]

11. Hey, Ed Helms had a segment on TDS that was a take off on this

Call them up and demand a development fee!

:toast:

and a

:kick:

[SoCalDem]

13. I have TDS on my DISH PVR, but haven't watched the last few

Maybe they DO read DU :)

[KelleyKramer]

14. You are HIRED!!

We cant fit you in at 7p or 8 because they are taken by Bill and Sean... But 9 o'clock is looking real good.

Please call, we'll do lunch and work a deal out at least by happy hour,


Scott
Fox News
Program Director

[SoCalDem]

15. and NOW I find out that ABC ripped me off too

:grr: