If You VOTE, GOD Kills a KITTEN!

[nostamj]

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Good one!

[Renew Deal]

2. That's also true in another circumstance

[wtmusic]

4. Please, I have enough guilt already

and I love little kittens, but...

[nostamj]

5. a classic!

i remember when that first was circulated... LOL funny!

[giant_robot]

9. But that leads to more consequences....

?9102

[GiovanniC]

18. I Would Do It Anyway!

No need to provide incentive!

[demnan]

3. Folks if you don't vote

Pad Thai will shit in your shoes!

[nostamj]

6. save the kittens kick n/t

[gratuitous]

7. Getting out the vote is absolutely crucial

The more votes, the more better for Kerry.

Bone up NOW on what's required to vote. Be ready to answer questions, refute uninformed comments you overhear, and patiently explain that, no, there will not be arrests made at polling places.

Tell people that the freedoms our soldiers are allegedly fighting for in Iraq include the right to vote. If you don't vote, you might just as well take a whiz on the local American Legion hall for all the appreciation you're showing our nation's veterans.

[nostamj]

8. i SO agree...

MASSIVE turnout is crucial.

MASSIVE turnout can render the BBV cheat useless.

[nostamj]

10. .

[Gregorian]

11. Thanks. I swear I didn't know that stuff.

Man, life was better with my head in the sand. I CANNOT believe what these assholes have pulled. I can't believe it. There shouldn't be debates. This guy should already be in jail. And to think I learned it from a cartoon. Brother. Keeping up with these bastards is hard work.

[nostamj]

16. well, as I show every week.... the cartoonists

are some of the major truth-tellers we have.

and, indeed, this kind of shit happened and will happen again.

[TahitiNut]

12. Does anyone here know ...

... whether law enforcement personnel and civil process servers are strictly prohibited by law from staking out a polling place in order to arrest or serve legal notice on a voter?

[WillyT]

13. Unfortunately, I Think It Varies From State To State !!!

And the REALITY varies from precinct to precinct!

:shrug:

[WillyT]

14. Found This At The FEC's Website:

<snip>

Conspiring Against the Rights of Citizens and Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law (18 U.S.C. 241 and 242)

This statute applies in all jurisdictions and in all elections should a public official (poll worker, registrar, election official, etc.) be involved in a criminal act. If a public official is not involved, it applies only to vote fraud directly or indirectly affecting federal candidates on the ballot. Prohibited acts include, among others:

-intentionally preventing a qualified voter from casting a ballot;

-ballot box stuffing;

-forging or altering ballots;

-impersonating qualified voters;

-illegally registering voters;

-casting absentee ballots in another voter's name.

Specific questions regarding this statute or its appropriate application should be addressed to:

Director, Election CrimesBranch Department of Justice
1400 New York Avenue, N.W.
12th Fl.
Washington, DC20005

<snip>

Link: http://www.fec.gov/pages/statuteprov.htm

:shrug:

[TahitiNut]

15. Yes, that tells me what I already know. I guess it'd take a lawyer ...

... to examine the question. I'm not inclined to believe that states would vary that much but, with Florida as an example, anything is possible.

[GiovanniC]

17. That's All The Reason I Need

[spinbaby]

19. We need to make our own flyers

For distribution among the McMansions and the revival tents.

How about:

A low voter turnout favors Republicans,
So if you're a Republican, don't vote!

[nostamj]

20. OR.... "Mission Accomplished"

Skip the Polls and Come to the Picnic!

All the Kool-Ade you can drink!!!

[Bucky]

21. Not me. I'm saving my vote for the special December run off!!

Won't get Florida'ed again this time, baby