Since Texas still owns the rights to the "Senators" Name, what will D.C.'s

[meatloaf]

new team be called?

Any suggestions?

[da_chimperor]

1. The PACmen! n/t

[SotarrTheWizard]

9. . . .what else. . .

. . .but the "Beltway Bandits". They'll take tax funds that could have gone for education and health care, pave over an area with green growing things. . .and build a taxpayer-funded stadium, for a bunch of billionaires. . .and likely give them a tax break on income from the team. . .

"Bandits" is the ONLY appropriate name. . .

[LiberalEsto]

2. DC baseball team

The Spinners!

[demnan]

3. I don't really care

as long as it's not the Expos. A stupid name for a baseball team, that. How about the Eagles - The Washington Eagles, after the national bird.

[RossMcLochNess]

4. Lets keep the non-PC trend going...

the INJUNS!!!

[Was_Immer]

5. Lets name it after our new national tree

Lets name it the Oaks

Apparently the Congress just named the Oak our new national tree!


P.S. I totally kidding about naming it that!

[BurtWorm]

6. The DC Disciples of Our Lord Jesus Christ

or the DeLay Exterminators

[tom_paine]

15. How About the Washington Imperial Senators?

The Washington Kneel-Down-and-Lick-Serious-Boot-ers?

The Washington Free-Market Stalinists?

[Burma Jones]

7. Buy the name "River Dogs" from the Charleston, SC minor league

franchise

[MrBenchley]

8. Filibusters? Lobbyists?

[morgan2]

10. i'd go with either

1) the DC lobbyists
or simply name the team the license plate slogan
"taxation without representation"

[kanrok]

11. Titwillows

(I just like saying "tit")

[Chef]

12. The DC Reagens

As I said the other day, there are still some things that haven't been named for our glorious leader. As an alternate I pick the "Ronnies" or "Ron-nets". I will bet anyone here that the stadium will be named after him.

[Ravenseye]

18. Exactly What I Was Going To Say!

The Washington Reagans.
nickname: The Ronnies.
Mascot: Guy with oversized cartoony Reagan head, usually in cowboy outfit.

*vomit*

[ComerPerro]

26. "The Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan

and my friend Frankenstein is now FrankenReagan!"

[Elginoid]

13. how about "The Current"...

as in the D.C. Current...

their newsletter could be called "Current Events"

:silly:

seriously tho...I couldn't care less. I haven't followed baseball in over 30 years(and i live within a mile of wrigley field).

[JHB]

14. "Associates"

Isn't that corporations' flattering-but-meaningless term for "employees"?

[frylock]

16. washington insiders

[napi21]

17. How about "The Thieves"? It fits well!

[oc2002]

19. the DC Stormtroopers.

With Darth Vader music.. hehe

[Radical Activist]

20. The Washington Interns

That would be awesome

[greekspeak]

21. The D.C. zig-zag lap dogs or the D.C. fascist pigs

?!

[tokenlib]

22. The cronies

n/t

[gpandas]

23. liars- it will never go out of style n/t

[kirkm76]

24. Well, they suck, so how bout the Monicas

HA, I kill me

[GiovanniC]

25. Well, There's Already Red Sox, Blue Jays, White Sox...

How about Brown Shirts?

The Washington Brown Shirts.

[The Great Escape]

27. Washington Huskies...I'm Surprised No Ones Snapped It Up Yet

[TahitiNut]

28. The Washington Crusaders

Be afraid.

Alternatively ... The Washington Centurions :scared: