Why is Bush refusing to take his physical until after the election?

[jn2375]

[pinkpops]

1. He's keeping a secret from Ashcroft

[screembloodymurder]

27. He doesn't want to have to explain his

bifurcated tail.

[Spinzonner]

2. Habit

[dogtag]

3. Fear of being "grounded?" (n/t)

[blm]

4. Out of habit? Do they test for drugs?

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[GreenPartyVoter]

17. *lol*

[Shoeempress]

5. Fears discovery that he has no brain nor a heart.

[kayell]

35. Nor courage

[bigwillq]

6. Cause he's been on a binge

A cocaine and alcohol combination.

[politicaholic]

7. Finding out he's a robot would really swing the election I think...

The Repubotron 2000 is out dated. It stuttered to much and would start talking by itself some times. Very bad.

The Repubotron 2004 is a smooth model that tells lies as seemlessly as ordering pancakes. There have been some reports of some fire breathing and a little Japanamation style rampaging, but they don't expect any of that until after November 2nd where, as a reward for winning, the Repubotron will get a whole litter of puppies to slaughter however it likes.

[WLKjr]

31. Fear of a crash

Repubotron 2000 runs off the Windows ME OS, prone to frequent crashes.


DAMN BLUE SCREEN!!!!!

[KC21304]

8. He doesn't want to have to disclose

his medications until after the election.

[Cha]

10. I think you are right...now if we could just

get the meme out ..a la bush/cheney with their Orange attacks on Kerry!!

[donco6]

9. He doesn't want them to know his name is really Dave.

And the real GWB drank himself into an alcohol-induced coma last March.

[AntiCoup2K4]

12. I know you're referring to the movie, but...

...please don't insult a great name like "Dave" by giving it to that fucking idiot.

Thanks,

One Dave speaking on behalf of Daves everywhere :evilgrin:

[donco6]

13. Hey, no slight intended.

Ha! Sorry. :)

[jean]

11. there has to be enough time for his bod to process and rid itself of

the many pharmaceuticals needed to keep him floating.

[Stew225]

14. He's on a goldenseal drip now. eom

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

15. He may not need to

[jn2375]

16. How long does cocaine show up in the blood stream?

[AGiordino]

22. Not the blood where it shows up the longest

It's in the hair

[robbedvoter]

18. So he can say: "never failed a physical"

[jn2375]

19. What earthly reason could he have not to take one?

[troubleinwinter]

20. We will never know

because no news media will ask the question.

Even if it were asked, he'd say, "See... heh, heh. It's hard work. Hard work. Everybody knows it's hard work." Then the media will spin it to mean that he is too busy working to bring peace to the world and safety to America to bother with a physical.

[jumpstart33]

21. Same reason he refused to take his NG physical. "Drugs in his system"

You know they have to drug him up to get through until the election.

[eridani]

23. Fear of a dementia diagnosis n/t

[Bridget Burke]

32. I agree.

The deterioration in the last few years is evident. I'd be interested in knowing the cause. Of coures, some of the symptoms we see could be the result of medication. For what?

The President needs full mental capacity--what would he do if the country was attacked suddenly? Oh, sorry. We already know that.

[serryjw]

24. PLEASE give me a link........

I have looked and can't find the article....

[grasswire]

25. I saw the report on CNN

Their MD analyst is doing a little series on the health of the candidates, and he stated that Bush has postponed his annual physical until after the election.

[jn2375]

34. Can anyone find a link to that, my son is having an argument

with some Bush supports at school who don't believe it

[wickerwoman]

26. Job.....I mean *National* Security.

If Putin finds out what a super-stud dirt-bike 40 miles before dawn kind of low hangin' range rider we have in office he may start WWIII out of pure jealousy.

[mopaul]

28. cause he can, and no one is making him

he can do any damn thing he wants, he's a bush

[Snotcicles]

29. Dirty underpants

The last time he got one. The doctor told him he needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a dab of semem. Bush said I in a hurry can I leave my shorts.

[FearofFutility]

30. The rules of the debate

allow one staff person in the wings, but Bush will also have a military aide and his doctor present. I found this interesting. Puts off physical, has to have his doctor present........

[helpisontheway]

33. I don't know but

I would not put it past them to bring up Kerry's battle with cancer if Kerry takes a lead in the final weeks. It saddens me to say it but I would not put it past Rove and Bush.

[elehhhhna]

36. Already mentioned the prostate on Cnn. Bush needs a hair test 4 drugs.

Whne Bushie makes fun of JK ' hair tonight, JK should offer to have his drug tested and challeng Bush to the same. THAT would be fun...