Wolf Blitzer Is F-ing Stupid Part II

[phish420]

I had written a post a while back called Wolf Blitzer is F-ing Stupid (sorry, dont know the link), where he asked some stupid question....welp, he did it again.

Wolf: Tony Blair will be having heart surgery...tomorrow...what does this mean?

Well, Wolf...that means Tony Blair will be in the hospital for a couple of days having a routine, yet very serious, surgery on his heart. He will spend a few days recooperating, then he will go on with being Prime Minister (unfortunately). In the meantime, Im sure some Parliamentary procedure is set up to have someone take his place in his stead.

Dumb Ass. What does it mean...god this guy amazes me.

[Bluebear]

1. He's breathless as Rush after climbing a flight of stairs

You would think space aliens are invading.

[gratuitous]

2. As long as he posed the stupid question

Here's my stupid answer: Blair is having "Cheney surgery" wherein his defective ticker is replaced with a cybernetic implant. Seems there was too much humanity in his old heart, and it was causing him pain due to his bloodthirsty, short-sighted, greedy policies. The new implant will relieve him of the gnawing, nagging pain of his diminishing humanity.

[Skidmore]

3. Only Part II?? nt

[chelsea0011]

4. Cout d'etat in Britain??

[Jacobin]

5. Let's all get his name straight

Its Leslie Blitzer. Why use his nom de plume that he attaches to himself to make him appear more viral?

[Bake]

7. Even though you probably meant "virile", "VIRAL" is apropos!

BAke

[UpsideDownFlag]

8. you know, "wolf" really is a ricockulous name for a newsperson.

like ridiculous, but worse.

[democrank]

6. Going on week number 4

of my CNN boycott. Hearing crap like this reminds me what a good decision that was. I feel like a 100-pound weight has been lifted off my head. Try it.