I know the October Surprise!

[MsUnderstood]

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/SciTech/reuters20040929_472.html

Mt. St. Helens is gonna blow. Apparently, 4 hurricanes in Brother Jebs homestate is not enough for our President. Now he wants to mess with the west coast too!

**DISCLAIMER: I actually am aware that The government does not control the weather. This is in jest!**

[DrWeird]

1. Alright, look...

If we had hurricanes in Washington, earthquakes in Florida, and Mt. St. Helens erupting in California...

THEN I'd be surprised.

[skylarmae]

2. No, this isn't it, just wait---

No such luck, and old georgie porgie's october
surprise won't be a natural disaster. His will
be bush-made and don't forget it.

[librechik]

3. Jesus W Bush has a direct line to god

If he really cared about this country, he'd ask him to lay off the hurricanes, earthquakes and volcanoes until after the election, like the Plame case!

[saracat]

4. Amen, Sister!

[ClintonTyree]

5. The government doesn't control the weather...........................

yeah right!:tinfoilhat: Next you'll be telling me there's no Easter Bunny!

[Wonk]

6. We need to declare a war on volcanoes, earthquakes, hurricanes and floods!

That'll teach mother nature not to mess with us anymore! :+

[951]

7. YEAH! Lets teach those volcanoes a lesson by tossing a few nukes in it!

[zbdent]

8. Hey, if we told Bush that Mt. St. Helens already erupted,

you think he'd get there in time?