Was at the dentist today reading old copy of Time. Loved reading

[Shoeempress]

the article about the "upcoming" debate last Thursday. Apparently Chimpy was studying old tapes of Kerry for months and had been prepping for six months. Was that performance the result of the six months of prep? Man, that's pathetic. Was actually laughing out loud in the waiting room, causing other patients to look at me like I was out of my mind. (Not that I'm not, just don't like it to show)

[No Mandate Here.]

1. Maybe since his brain is so drug addled,

it SEEMED like six months? LOL

[lightbulb]

2. A scrap of notes taken by the Chimp

- when carry uses big words and confuse me just keep repeating that he changes positions and that the presidencie is hard work. remember to drink soem water.

- if carry says that the iraq war was wrong just keep saying sadam was bad and we cant win a war by saying wrong war wrong place wrong time. then drink some water.

- show audiance that I'm calm by drinking water a lot. when glass is empty keep pretending to drink water to show that I am extra cool and calm.

[Jacobin]

3. I'm sure he just crammed with Cliff Notes the night before

[mark0rama]

4. For a waiting-room mag, that's hardly old!

At least it was from this fall!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

5. Boy he sure sent some "mixed messages" about whether he prepared for

this thing, or is just a lazy dumass.

[emulatorloo]

6. The old Time I read today had commentary about how Kerry couldn't be

"credible" on foreign policy in the upcoming debate, despite the mistakes of the Bush admin. . . .

How I enjoyed reading that one. . . . .