Someone Has Stolen Both the Brains AND the Sense of Humor (Michael Moore)

[Mister K]

Someone Has Stolen Both the Brains AND the Sense of Humor from the Michigan Republican Party

Michael Moore filed a theft complaint with the Lansing City Police today stating that "someone has stolen both the brains AND the sense of humor from the Michigan Republican Party."

The brains were locked in a box where they were placed after the last moderate Republican governor of Michigan retired in 1980. The party's "sense of humor" was not valued at more than $100 and therefore its theft is considered a misdemeanor.

"I am concerned about the loss of these two items," Moore told reporters. "If there is anything I can do to help the Republicans find them, I will."

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of the Michigan Republicans' brains or sense of humor is asked to call CrimeStoppers at [phone].


http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/blog/

[fudge stripe cookays]

1. He's obviously decided

to have some fun with them because of the clean underwear flap.

This guy kills me. Every time I think he can't get funnier, he does!
FSC

[patrice]

2. Michael Moore is Precious!!! n/t

[fugue]

3. Michael Moore amazes me

The more they try to slap him down, the bigger he bounces back.

I vote we take a page from Japan's public recognition book and declare Michael Moore a living national treasure.

[Dark Jedi]

4. More Proofs that.........

Those damn fuddy-duddies of the GOP/conservative types have got absolutely no sense of humor. These grumpy old farts almost popped their veins when F-9/11 first came out. Now they are coming out with lame DVDs of their own that will not persuade or convince anybody who's not already in their choirs. "Passion of the Bush"? Oh gawd. Guess who that one will appeal to?