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rniel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 05:09 PM
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Sadaam had gold covered AK-47's
Do you think the real reason for the invasion was neocon NRA nuts were so amazed and jealous by these gold covered guns they had to get a hold of a few. Big powerful guns are cool enough on their own but a freaking gold covered AK-47 must be a freaking wet dream for neocons!!

Maybe this will be the new status symbol for rich assholes to have. It will take the place of 'The Hummer' and 'Cuban cigars'.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 05:10 PM
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1. Gold Plated Kalashnikovs?
How small was this guy's penis?
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cally Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 05:12 PM
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2. How can a gold plated gun work effectively?
I don't own guns or think much about them. If I wanted an effective gun I would buy the latest technology. Gold plated..no!
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rniel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 05:22 PM
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3. it's one of the bush quotes
I heard in a compilation ...sadamm treated himself to gold faucets and gold ak-47's...
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 05:26 PM
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4. If this gets out, the NRA might try to get Saddam to replace Heston...
Anyone to gold plate killing machines can't be all bad.

</sarcasm off>
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0rganism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 05:40 PM
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5. Somehow, I doubt Mr. Kalashnikov would be flattered
Gold-plating a firearm renowned and prized for its ruggedness is kind of like putting a pink tutu on a middle linebacker.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 05:43 PM
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6. Liberace as dictator? the accounts of his palaces are unimagniably tacky!
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 05:46 PM
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7. .
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 05:49 PM
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8. We had a Sheriff years ago....
He was appointed to fill out the term of Jim Wells, who died while in office. A politcal hack of the highest order.

Sheriff "Diamond Don" Gillman had a gold-coloured Lincoln with full undercover package, big Ford cop motor, and the Motorola control head for the radio and the mobile phone head were gold-plated. I knew the guy at the radio shop who had to take them apart and take the shells to the plater...

Don't know what kind of shotgun he had in the trunk, but his "service" revolver was heavily engraved with Ivoroid grips.

He did not get re-elected. Most people compared him to the Sheriff of Nottingham...
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PsN2Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-04 05:51 PM
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9. Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker
had gold plated bathroom fixtures, paid for by screwing thousands of "true believers" out of millions of dollars. Don't expect a toilet flushed any better with a gold handle either.
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