THE JUDY WOODRUFF SONG (To the tune of "Judy's Turn To Cry")

[nostamj]

THE JUDY WOODRUFF SONG (To the tune of "Judy's Turn To Cry")

LET'S ALL WATCH JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
HER BOY BUSHIE'S A ONE TERM FLOP

OH, WHEN JUDY TURNS IN ALL HER KNEEPADS
AND ADMITS THE BIG KERRY WIN
I'LL STAND UP AND LAUGH MY ASS OFF
FINALLY FREE OF HER SPIN!

LET'S ALL WATCH JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
HER BOY BUSHIE'S A ONE TERM FLOP

WHILE SHE AND CANDY WOULD SNEER WITH CONVICTION
I WANTED TO SLAP THEM DOWN
BUT A WAVE WILL SOON ENGULF THEM
EXPOSING TWO PARTISAN CLOWNS

LET'S ALL WATCH JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
HER BOY BUSHIE'S A ONE TERM FLOP

(Instrumental Break)

OH, POOR JUDY DRANK WAY TOO MUCH KOOL-ADE
SO MUCH IT MADE HER QUITE SICK
SHE'S QUEASY, DEPRESSED, UNEASY...
'CAUSE OUR TURNOUT TURNED THE TRICK!

LET'S ALL WATCH JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
HER BOY BUSHIE'S A ONE TERM FLOP

LET'S ALL WATCH JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
JUDY WOODRUFF CRY
JUDY WOODRUFF CRY

(Fade Out)

[laruemtt]

1. excellent!!! and the reality of it

is just too wonderful :toast:

[nostamj]

2. thanks, though I am quite mad

to post ANY thread today......

[phylny]

3. This was terrific!

Thanks so much for the smile during a tense afternoon/evening :)

[nostamj]

4. thank you and you're welcome!

doing my little bit to keep things UP while * goes DOWN

[mitchum]

5. LOL!!! Beautiful

nice work :)

[nostamj]

6. thanks! my last gasps at anti-bush parodies!!!

an oldie.......................

THE ABU GHRAIB FAMILY SINGERS PRESENT:
"Our Favorite American Songs"

THANKS FOR THE SODOMY
(To the tune of “Thanks For The Memory”)

THANKS FOR THE SODOMY
WHILE WE WERE COLD AND WET
YOU HAD A CIGARETTE.
THE INTERNET
WILL NOT FORGET
THE PRESIDENT’S “REGRET”
WE THANK YOU, SO MUCH

AND THANKS FOR THE BROOMSTICK PROBE
YOU MADE US FIRST DISROBE,
WE’VE BEEN SEEN ‘ROUND THE GLOBE
WE THOUGHT HOODS AND ELECTRODES
SURE MADE A CHIC WARDROBE
HOW CLASSY, YOU WERE

WHILE YOU ABUSED EACH TABOO
WE WERE AFRAID FOR OUR LIVES
NOW YOU CAN GIVE RUSH YOUR HIGH-FIVES–
NOTHING MEAN, JUST BLOWING OFF STEAM

AND THANKS, FOR THE PHOTO OP
OF STANDING ON A BOX
WHILE YOU POINTED AT OUR COCKS
WE WEREN’T DEFILED BY PIGGY PILES
BECAUSE YOUR SMILES INSIST
IT WAS JUST “FRAT PRANKS”

THANKS FOR MY NEW NIGHTMARES
ALTHOUGH SADDAM HUSSEIN
SEEMED TO BE INSANE
YOUR "LIBERTY"
IS NEW TO ME
I WISH YOU WOULD EXPLAIN
HOW LUCKY WE ARE...

[Media_Lies_Daily]

7. When Kerry is declared the winner tonight, I hope you send this to CNN....

...better yet, send it to Olberman and/or Stewart! LOL!!!

[nostamj]

8. hmmm.... it's a thought!

CNN would NEVER touch it. and it's almost certainly too late for TDS but... couldn't hurt. gotta go look in my addy book. i think I have olberman, I know I have a daily show addy

[nostamj]

10. sent!

but I won't hold my breath...

[nostamj]

9. kick for comedy AND

kick for kicking woofwoof!!

[jdj]

11. good one!!!

(but Judy won't be turnin in no kneepads any time soon, she'll need them for the consolation blow.)