New Republican slogans

[prodigal_green]

My friends and I were out on Saturday and were talking about folks in our blue state that voted Republican because they were in that 200K+ range and didn't want to see their taxes raised. I threw in, "Come for the tax cut, stay for the theocracy." Every once in a while, someone would pitch a variation: "Come for the tax cut, stay for the draft."

I'd love to see what DUers come up with...

[Arkana]

1. "We're Gooder!"

[DemVIctory]

2. Fiscally irresponsible

Socially caveman.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

3. "If you liked Vietnam, you'll love Iraq"

"If you liked the Spanish Inquisition, you'll love the American one"

[JudyM]

4. Democracy is quaint

[O.M.B.inOhio]

5. GOP: "We value human life...

"... as long as you're rich and white, or not yet born. The rest of you, stop reading this and row, row, row!"

[donhakman]

6. Saving

Saving Blue States from Terrorism

Saving Private Ization.

Pray for Bush fight for God

Cruxify Insurgents Agency

George Bush - God loves his son.

Peace through torture

When push comes to shove
muslims won't hold a grudge

If you are not Republican
You are a traitor.

[donhakman]

8. Down with

The pesky Constitution
Up with the Bible !

[BOSSHOG]

7. Divorce, Incest and Ignorance Don't count as values

[donhakman]

9. Appointments

Jimmy Swaggert for Secretary of State

Judge Roy Moore for Chief Justice

Jeb Bush for Homeland Security Czar

Arnold for Secretary of Defense

[BOSSHOG]

10. Bennett for Secretary of the Treasury

limbaugh, Health and Human Services.

o'leilly, faith based initiatives involving sex ed