PHOTO: Bush meets Juan Valdes, terrified by horse

[Bluebear]

"Is that a horse or a burro, there? Keep it the hell away from me!"

[elperromagico]

1. "Where do y'all keep the cocaine?"

[Bluebear]

2. hehehehe

"Screw coffee, coffee I can get at home."

[elperromagico]

3. "Y'all grow pigs on this farm? I grow pigs on mah farm."

[lancdem]

4. There's Bush wearing that tablecloth blue shirt again

[Career Prole]

6. I thought it was his pajama top. n/t

[RBHam]

5. Mr. Valdes, I admire you...

Picking all those beans yourself by hand. I'll betcha your boss saves alot on labour costs!

[Solitaire]

7. actually, that's definiely not a horse, but..

doubt Bush was afraid since he rides.

He just takes goofy pictures.

:)

[annabanana]

10. he RIDES?.....better have some proof....

Has anyone ever seen a shot of him up on a "gasp" horse? I don't think so.

[MuseRider]

12. I believe the reports are

that he is afraid of horses. I don't think he is very easy with the few cattle that are "kept" on his ranch.

[stevedeshazer]

14. That there's a MULE

He is afraid of horses, it's been reported.

[SammyWinstonJack]

15. By all accounts, no he doesn't ride.

Pickles says he calls himself a "windshield cowboy", he likes to survey his pig farm in his pick 'em up truck. And yes he does take goofy pictures, probably because he is a one giant GOOF.

[htuttle]

17. Bull, he has never ridden a horse

He's rather infamous in Texas for being afraid of horses.

I think it's the big, gnashing teeth that scare him.

[charlie]

18. He likes 'em if they're wooden

and he gets to wear bigass hats and chaps while riding them.

(That's General Clark on the left, BTW)

[MajorFlaw]

8. "Who you callin' donkey, jackass?"

n/t

[elperromagico]

9. "I own a grilled cheese sammich with yer picture on it."

[Sugarbleus]

22. LMBO!!! n/t

[MuseRider]

11. At least his pants

appear to be zipped today.

[charlie]

13. Damn, Juan. You sure get around

Last I looked you were mowing the back forty at Crawford. Now I turn around and find you all the way down here in Argentoonia! Business must be booming! I like a man with initiative. Keep it up, you'll go far like your brother, wasshisname, that big galoot that runs Mexico...

[DS1]

16. Bush is thinking that a is very strange looking sacrificial donkey

;-)

[Solitaire]

19. LOL!!

Why did I think he rode?

Of course he doesn't, because he's scared of his own shadow. He's only brave when he doesn't have to face anyting too "scary", like a horse!

Ok, this is funny. Thanks for the laugh and thanks for the correction.

Or better yet, horses are just too peaceful for him.

What a dork he is.

[leftchick]

20. I believe it is an ASS....

and the one on the left is an asshole!

[wicket]

21. Bush has been afraid of horses his entire life

So much for being a "cowboy"! :eyes: