I'm hiding, I'm hiding, and no one knows where...

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As for perhaps the most notorious terrorist, Osama bin Laden, the administration has so far been unsuccessful in its attempt to locate the mastermind of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. Asked why, Bush said, "Because he's hiding."
By Jim VandeHei and Michael A. Fletcher
Washington Post Staff Writers
Sunday, January 16, 2005; Page A01
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A12450-2005Jan15.html

And No One Knows Where

I'm hiding, I'm hiding and no one knows where,
for all they can see is my toes and my hair.
And I just heard my father say to my mother,
"But, darling, he must be somewhere or other.

"Have you looked in the Inkwell?"
And Mother said, "Where?"
"In the Inkwell," said Father,
but I was not there.

Then, "Wait!" cried my mother, "I think that I see
him under the carpet," but it was not me.

"Inside the mirror's a pretty good place,"
said Father and looked, but saw only his face.

"We've hunted," sighed Mother, "as hard as we could,
and I'm so afraid that we've lost him for good."

Then I laughed aloud and wiggled my toes,
and Father said, "Look, dear, I wonder if those
toes could be Benny's. There are ten of them, see?"

And they were so surprised to find out it was me.

"And No One Knows Where" - By: Dorothy Aldis