The line of the day from Jon Stewart last night...

[Craig3410]

(Cut to clip of Bush saying "I solemnly swear")
Jon: And at that point, 49% of Americans also solemnly swore.
(Cheers and applause from the audience)

[Jacobin]

1. My favorite part:

After playing the clip of Smirk promising to free the entire world from tyranny, Stewart, in a very fast voice (like the disclaimers after a telemarketing ad) says: "Offer not valid in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Uzbekistan"

[Magginkat]

4. Offer not valid in the US either!

Don't forget that chicken george thinks he is a God given special blessing to the U.S. & the world. Poppy & Babs must be LTAO at the scam they pulled on the U.S..... imagine it! They got their brain damaged son appointed/S-elected two times and he is so dense he does whatever his handlers tell him to do, no questions asked.

Result: The Bushitler gang continues to rob this country blind.

By the way, did anyone here George #3 speaking on CNN or MSNBC last night? All of a sudden the horny little pig who was screwing underage girls in mall parking lots is speaking eloquently about his beloved uncle! So he will be the next in line for the bu$hies? He stated that his daddy (Jeb)will not run in 2008.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. Welcome to DU, fellow Arkansan! I laughed so much at Jon

last night that I woke up my 3 dogs!!

[Craig3410]

3. Me too; that was a surprisingly funny one.

"And Liberty defeated Freedom 27-15 and will face Justice in the Overused Cliches Bowl."

[Catchawave]

9. That was a "best line" too.....

..thanks so much for posting it. TDS needs to have a transcript vault of their amazing shows. And yes, I forgive them for needling the Dems too, because sometimes we deserve it :)

Lieberman was "killing" last night too.

[IrateCitizen]

5. What about, "Oh, yeah... you were inspiring us?"

When he interrupted a clip of Bush's speech, and said that in an extremely flat and UNINSPIRED voice.

[no_to_war_economy]

6. one of the best shows ever

he rips on * and WalMart .. j.stewart keeps me going

[JHB]

7. The same from Walt Handelsman (cartoonist)

[Catchawave]

8. Yayyy Jon and Team TDS....

I was surprised they brought it all together so soon after the coronation too.

In my area (EST) they repeat his shows at 7pm on the Comedy channel. So those of you who missed this may be able to catch the repeat tonight.

Whatever would we do without Jon and KO.....??!!??

[alfredo]

10. The part about tricking soldiers in attendance into going to Iraq

was great.