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JPZenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 02:44 PM
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Funny email about various newspapers
I just received this email.

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't want to read an article longer than 10 paragraphs. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose grand-parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who oppose everything about the people running the country.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the
grocery store.

12. None of these newspapers is read by the guy who is running the country into the ground.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 02:58 PM
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1. That's pretty good.
Funny cause it's true.

--IMM
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DeepModem Mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 03:00 PM
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2. Love it!
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FloridaPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 03:02 PM
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3. Great. Thanks
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Kota Donating Member (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 03:11 PM
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4. Good one. Thanks
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Spazito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 03:19 PM
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5. LOL Excellent!
I will definitely pass that one around!
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sacxtra Donating Member (202 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 03:21 PM
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6. AND NONE OF THESE PAPERS WILL PRINT THIS
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-07-05 09:55 PM
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7. Thanks. We gotta keep laughing.
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