Black people should not ride in the front of the bus.

[Magrittes Pipe]

Crazy-Ass Racist Garbage

---snip---

Black people should not ride in the front of the bus. Otherwise, they may see the shitty neighborhood they live in, and decide to burn it down, just like they did in L.A. a decade ago.

This is not racism, it's just what I believe. Just like I believe that white people should not eat watermelons and chitlins, because it may make them leave off the Gs in words like "killing," "crack smoking," or "chitterlings." And white people should not, under any circumstances, attempt to dance or play basketball.

Just like black people shouldn't play hockey.

---snip---

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. Or chess!

It's not rhythmic enough

[JimmyJazz]

2. Tell that last part to Grant Fuhr

:eyes:

[Canadian Socialist]

3. Or Jerome Iginla! n/t

[skypilot]

4. Nothing more pathetic than...

...a racist asshole trying to be insightful and funny. Blacks shouldn't ride in the front of the bus because whe might see the shitty neighborhood we live in??? Huh??? I'm pretty sure that we can recognize a shitty neighborhood from the back--or middle--of the bus as well.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Um. Did you read the link?

:eyes:

[skypilot]

8. No.

I saw that it was entitled "Crazy-Ass Racist Garbage" and I assumed that the snip you posted was part of the link. I didn't see the necessity in reading the whole thing. Was I wrong?

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Seeing that I was mocking the original crazy-ass racist garbage....

It seemed as though you had taken my post to be my thoughts.

[skypilot]

12. Seeing as you are a regular poster at DU...

...I would never assume that they were YOUR thoughts. I just assumed that it was a snip from the rantings of an actual racist out there on the internet somewhere.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Whew.

Good. I don't generally care what people think of me... so long as they don't think I'm a bigot.

[skypilot]

18. Good. Because I've been meaning to tell you...

...I think you're a dingbat.}(

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. I'm glad we were able to reach an agreement.

:silly:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. This is a parody of a ridiculous thread saying white people

should never listen to rap. It is pointing out the absurdity of such a suggestion through irony. It's obviously an insane statement.

[skypilot]

10. I understand now.

There was not enough context. It is an insane statement but people say LOTS of insane things these days. It's not always easy to distinguish the serious statements from the parodies.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. It gets MORE pathetic than that.

The writer is black. WHAT the hell is he trying to do, stir up shit for the hell of it? What a dimwit.

[Wat_Tyler]

6. No, you're wrong.

It's the Goths we have to worry about. We must utterly segregate the Goths from all decent humanity.

[Susang]

13. You're right

Otherwise they might burn your village down and rape your women. ;-)

[Wat_Tyler]

15. And that crappy script they write in.

:scared:

[Susang]

21. I hate all those embellishments and curly-Qs!

Damn the Goths! Is no one safe from their evil ways? :hide:

[asthmaticeog]

14. I disagree.

Goths, like their retarded cousins the Juggalos, should remain a part of the larger population so they can be mocked when spotted on a day-to-day basis.

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. Is that a picture of you?

:shrug:

[asthmaticeog]

20. Yes, that's me, after I die. n/t