Doom Town Chick Tract

[HeeBGBz]

Doom Town

I found this bible tract on the floor at work today and had to share. It is such an absurdity. I was gonna scan it but found a copy online.

Notice how "the hero" has a remarkable resemblence to Clark Gable?

Notice how "the other hero" Lot, offered up his virgin daughters to the evil Sodomites so they wouldn't bang the angels. What a guy.

The illustrator must have have taken great care in drawing all the nuances of the evil gays.

What horseshit.

[pnorman]

1. "have have taken great care in drawing all the nuances of the evil gays."

Probably had to touch himself "down there", several times during the production.

pnorman

[HeeBGBz]

8. That's what I was thinkin

Just to get the feel of the character.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

2. Damn, that is so messed up.

Absolutely disgusting.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Hey! That's Zuni's turf!

(Linking to Chick tracts, not Sodom, mind you!) He'll be pissed! :silly:

[HeeBGBz]

13. Oopsy

[SemiCharmedQuark]

4. Death Cookie!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0074/0074_01.asp

[Fountain79]

10. Wow

Strange....there are passages in the bible to support the taking of communion and catholics are not the only ones who take part in the act. Interesting.....

[Lone Pawn]

11. Nice to know Chick hates us too.

[Rex]

14. Chic wackos think of Catholics as flesh-eaters

They completely dismiss the people who invented their God, the NT, Christ, the reason Christianity exists. RW Fundies are the most regressive group of Christians I ever did see.

[mattclearing]

5. That is some twisted shit.

Stupid people, eat it up.

[politicaholic]

6. That's just...wrong...

I wonder how lying is veiwed in heaven.

[Kerrytravelers]

7. More chick shit, I see...

<http://www.chick.com> Always fun reading.

I noticed several things:

1. I have never heard of any gay rights organization conspiring to taint the blood supply with the AIDS virus. There are plently of angry straights with AIDS to do that, too. Isn't it just a bit Reagan-1980s to think that AIDS is only in the gay community. Where has this guy been the past 20 years? ... on second thought, don't tell me. I'm afraid to know.

2. Notice the gay guy on the right hand panel 3 blocks down is also wearing a peace symbol on his shirt. THis was not just a careless drawing. This Chick guy has always aquated anything involving peace, love and understanding with evil. Typical fundie.

3. There is also the obvious equating homosexuality with pediphelia (sp?) We have clearly shown years ago there is no correlation with being gay and therefore being a pedafile. YOu can be gay and also a pedafile, but one is not necessarily correlating with the other. The large majority of peds are straight, middle-age men... I know... I'm preaching to the choir here. Although this does play nicely into Chick's other theory that all Catholic priests are gay and child molesters. (Even if you hate the Catholic church, you know that this theory is really pushing the bounds of reason.)

So, tell me, my gay friends here at DU, after reading this *wonderful* tract, do you suddenly feel the need to fall on your knees to a fundy chucrh, or just fall on your knees and vomit from all the hatred spewed forth by this bush christian fundy fruitcake?

[HeeBGBz]

9. I vote for vomit

[whistle]

12. Like the Ray Bradbury movie Fahrenheit 471 where the illiterate

...population who did not watch the brain numbing infantile TV programs, read illustrated propaganda comic books

[RumpusCat]

15. Yaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! (standard falling-into-hell scream)

You can read a ton of Chick tracts at that site. The great thing about Chick is that he's always topical, including a tract on how to protect children from being recruited as Muslims. No, I'm not kidding. Sadly. It used to be that parents only had to worry about gays, Catholics and evil Dungeons & Dragons witches getting to their children!