I just heard Rush "pigboy" just got married.

[LynnTheDem]

Some women are the dumbest things on 2 legs.

[LisaM]

1. Already? I thought he just got engaged two days ago

what's the big hurry? Has he been practicing abstinence?

[tanyev]

8. Maybe she's preggers!

Scary.

[ComerPerro]

15. yikes

[kliljedahl]

55. I used to think she was "hot"

What was I thinking???

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[Cha]

25. If they did get hitched then maybe they

wanted to do it outside of prison.

[democracyindanger]

2. Kagan didn't have to marry pigboy to prove she's an idiot

It certainly cements it, though.

[deadparrot]

3. Oh, god, really?

Number four? Here we go.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

Just thinking about it is...ugh.

[Texasgal]

4. Again?

NIce conservative values there Rush.....

[MadHound]

5. Oh, I don't know, it might now be a totally awful gig

You get to be the beard for an overweight rich drug addict. Stick around for a few years and pick up a hefty check. As long as you don't have to consumate the nuptials, it's all good. However, if doing the nasty with Pigboy is part of the deal:scared:there's no way in hell I would go there.

[norml]

21. You got it, she's the beard for his overweight rich drug addict lifestyle.

El Rushbozo has servants for attending to his physical needs, such as being there to change him when he makes a stinky.

[LynnTheDem]

24. He's the source for that saying;

"doing the nasty"

If not, he should be.

[KamaAina]

6. Will she be entitled to conjugal visits?

Maybe that explains the "Rush" to get hitched...

[Neshanic]

47. Honeymoon includes a tour of Perdue Pharma plant.

[barb162]

7. dumb? I hope she takes him to the cleaners

[sellitman]

9. "Would you take this overweight drug addict to be your lawfully wedded ...

husband?

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[BigBearJohn]

10. I think we should all send him a package of condoms as wedding gift

Let's be proactive: We don't want the gene pool damaged
or having any "rush juniors" running around.

[Cooley Hurd]

11. He married her before the drug wore off...

...on BOTH of them!

[Just Me]

12. (((EW))) (((YUCK)))

She needs to talk to Jane Fonda about that self-loathing thingy!!!

Good GAWD!!!!

[xray s]

13. So what does that make it now, his fourth or fifth wife?

he is such a fine Christian man!

[Double T]

14. Another Faith Based, Family Values Couple In Marital Bliss.........

.......Wonder how long this gal will last with Mr. Monogamy

[wicket]

16. GROSS

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[realFedUp]

17. So she couldn't testify against him? nt

[wicket]

18. either that or he's planted his seed

:puke:

[Straight Shooter]

19. Your Honor, my client is a newlywed. He has incentive to behave.

Oh, I can see this one coming from a mile away. Am I wrong, or do married men get more lenient treatment than single men? :shrug:

[Raksha]

20. In the East Waynesville Baptist Church? n/t

[Jade Fox]

22. He's a serial marriage addict. Didn't he get divorced less than a year..

ago?

She's marrying you for your money, Rushbo.

[mopaul]

23. "Runaway Bride Flees from Honeymoon Suite"

nervous newlywed daryn kagan of cnn, last seen checking into the hilton just after her marriage to right wing talk show hog rush limbaugh, dissappeared suddenly leaving her purse and clothing behind.

[true_notes]

26. Imagine the offsprings

Yikes

[DemBeans]

27. fact is, truly, stranger than fiction

Who would dream that a drug addict with multiple failed marriages would become some paragon of "values" in this country? That one single person on the planet would allow him to preach morality to them without breaking out in hysterical laughter?

I'll never understand it. All I can hope is that Kagan does the "traditional" thing and moves to Florida, where she can wait on him hand and foot - and resign her position on CNN. She's poisoned the atmosphere there long enough (although they'd surely find someone just as reprehensible to replace her).

[Flying Dream Blues]

30. Exactly why I chose my screen name...it's surreal, all of it!

[demgrrrll]

28. Ah yes nothing like the sanctity of a third fourth or fifth marriage.

What a hypocrite.

[snowbear]

29. Unbelievable...

I heard Big Eddy talking about "rumor of their engagement", but I didn't know she actually did it...

Daryn.. what the hell is wrong with you!?!? :o



The new Mrs. Limbaugh??????

[Paula Sims]

31. Not quite Ann Coulter

but working on it. Is that an Adam's apple wanting to come out? Nice hair, though (OK, I'm shallow).

Paula

[lavenderdiva]

40. thanks for the picture..

I didn't know what she looked like. But I saw her on today's CNN broadcast... must have been a quickie wedding.

[Flying Dream Blues]

32. That really does make me want to

:puke:

[Elle Woods]

33. I saw her on air earlier today

Guess she didn't want to go on a honeymoon?

[kskiska]

34. She's waited all these years – for HIM?

I hope she wasn't practicing abstinence.

James Wolcott had a theory on why Rush may have been so irate over teenage BJs:

On Some Sad Laps, No Heads Bob

(snip)

I find such speculative intrusion undignified. I do. And yet, applying the logic of the Hillary-haters, I can't help but wonder if Rush's jealous ire over other people's blowjobs reflects poorly on his current relationship with CNN's Daryn Kagan, rumored to be on the fast track to have the honor of being his fourth wife. He sounded frustrated, disgruntled, and perhaps the anchorwoman isn't applying herself as much as she could or should to the task of keeping her big man happy.

It will require fortitude on her part, but it is no more than other women have borne. Perhaps this particular act disgusts her, or she's unsure of her technique, despite being in the television business, where everyone assumes everyone is so worldly…

more…
http://jameswolcott.com/archives/2005/04/on_some_sad_lap.php

[LynnTheDem]

35. It may not be true;

I heard people discussing it. In real life I mean, not the telly or radio, so I have no idea where they heard it from.

[snowbear]

39. Lynn,

Could be that they heard Big Eddy (Ed Shultz) talking about it yesterday or the day before? :shrug:

He said he heard they had just gotten engaged though, and said he'd try to get to the bottom of it. If he reported further on it, I missed it.

I can't believe she'd resort to that.. :puke: .. But then again, what do we all really know about her?

[LynnTheDem]

41. I knew they were engaged, but these 3 were talking about them being

married yesterday. I shouldn't have posted gossip but that was just too damn juicy to not post, and I figured I just missed the news coz I don't do Faux.

[Book Lover]

36. What makes somebody think

that being someone's fourth spouse is a good idea? "Gee, he's fucked it up three times, but I have faith! Four's the charm!"

[mitchum]

37. The beginning of summer is generally too hot for a BEARD...

but he IS all fucked up on drugs. They can impair one's judgement.

[Dr Fate]

38. This is what, his 4th Beard?

How many more Childless (sexless?) marriges will Jeff Christie have?

He is cetainly pro-marriage at least- he's had several of them.

[IggleDoer]

42. Marriage as a Career Move - a Repubican Concept???

n/t

[UTUSN]

43. SNL: "You've Seen LIMBO --------NAKED--------and you LIIIIIIKKKKE It!!!!!!

[Hell Hath No Fury]

44. I'm not sure which is more disgusting...

The thought of a woman marrying a man who is a) genuinely a bigot, homophobe, and a misogynist or b) someone who only plays one on radio so they can rake in the bucks chumming RW spew to the bigoted, homophobic, misogynists of America.

I think the later is worse (and probably the truth). At least I can see some element of authenticity in the former.

[readermostly]

45. Can't believe what I'm reading. I didn't know they were engaged.

I remember her when she was a correspondent on our local Phoenix station, and I was happy to see her getting a big break on a major cable channel. I never thought good ol' Rusty would be in her future. I'm just shocked!! I guess we can plan on phrases like "the liberals are the cause of" - fill in the blank, if it's something bad. Sure hope that's not the case, but you know "pillow talk".

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[Neshanic]

48. Honeymoon moonlight tour of Perdue Pharma plant.

[delete_bush]

49. If my interpretation of the holy text is correct, el Pigboy

has a couple of options, depending on the condition of the maidenhead.

(13) "Suppose a man marries a woman and, after sleeping with her, changes his mind about her (14) and falsely accuses her of having slept with another man. He might say, `I discovered she was not a virgin when I married her.' (15) If the man does this, the woman's father and mother must bring the proof of her virginity to the leaders of the town. (16) Her father must tell them, `I gave my daughter to this man to be his wife, and now he has turned against her. (17) He has accused her of shameful things, claiming that she was not a virgin when he married her. But here is the proof of my daughter's virginity.' Then they must spread the cloth before the judges. (18) The judges must then punish the man. (19) They will fine him one hundred pieces of silver, for he falsely accused a virgin of Israel. The payment will be made to the woman's father. The woman will then remain the man's wife, and he may never divorce her.

(20) "But suppose the man's accusations are true, and her virginity could not be proved. (21) In such cases, the judges must take the girl to the door of her father's home, and the men of the town will stone her to death. She has committed a disgraceful crime in Israel by being promiscuous while living in her parents' home. Such evil must be cleansed from among you.

Looks like the worst that can happen to him would be the loss of either 100 pieces of silver or some really cool commemorative rocks.

[ginnyinWI]

50. Rush Bimbo got married again?

By my count, that makes his fourth marriage. Right-wing family values hypocrite. :mad:

[alarimer]

51. taking bets on how long it will last?

Let's start a pool. LOL. I say she'll come to her senses in 6 months.

[Dr Fate]

52. As long as their Oxycontin supply holds up.

She is going to need it to.

[gulfcoastliberal]

53. Anyone actually have a link to this?

I think this is just a dumb rumor. There's nothing on Google News.

[pstokely]

54. can you view Palm Beach county marriage licenses online?

you view the ones from Jackson County, MO online

here are Oxyrush's first two marriage licenses

http://records.co.jackson.mo.us/imgcache/marriage70076-1-2.pdf

http://records.co.jackson.mo.us/imgcache/marriage106094-1-2.pdf