Zarqawi Recovering Nicely from Wounds, back to work again

[mopaul]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050527/ts_nm/iraq_qaeda_zarqawi_dc

DUBAI (Reuters) - Iraq's al Qaeda said on Friday its leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was in good health and was back leading operations in Iraq after being wounded, according to a statement posted on the Internet.

"Our Sheikh is in good health and is running the jihad (holy war) himself and has been overseeing the details of operations up to the time this statement was prepared," a group spokesman said in a posting issued on Islamist Web sites.

Conflicting statements about the leadership of al Qaeda in Iraq had appeared on the Internet recently after the militant group announced on Tuesday that Zarqawi had been wounded.

"Our Sheikh has over the past two years established a cohesive leadership and has a deputy and advisers," it said. "Al Qaeda Organization in Iraq is well and cohesive."

[texanwitch]

1. What can you say, the guy's tough.

Zarqawi's maybe like Superman, bullets just bounce off him.

[HamdenRice]

2. Exclusive Photo! Zarqawi immediately after being shot in the head!

Here is an photo exclusive! Zarqawi growing a new head immediately after having it shot off with a 50 mm machine gun:

[KlatooBNikto]

4. The result of Stem Cell Research, surely!

[oblivious]

23. Haha. But he seems to change his appearance each time.

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050526/481/nyet26505261323&g=events/iraq/082701iraqplane



http://www.fox23news.com/news/national/story.aspx?content_id=0266D0F9-5E27-480C-BF45-D79FB116AEA1

http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/0B8EF962-8FA2-4C1D-964A-D5DAD8BF2870.htm

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=worldNews&storyID=8631200

[KlatooBNikto]

3. I guess he is ready to get back and report to work to Rumsfeld along

with his buddy Bin Laden.

"Oh, the tangled web we weave, when we first practice to deceive".

[mopaul]

5. who runs this mysterious al qaeda website?

with all this news from al qaeda? maybe i don't want to know

[kliljedahl]

6. Amazing isn't it?

They can track down kids & grandmothers who download music & fine the shit out of them, but they can't (or won't) find the owner of this one web site.


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[KlatooBNikto]

7. Even more amazing is that the guys who used to communicate

with Videotpaes in the very old days right after 9/11, have mysteriously stopped the taping sessions with old Bin whatever his name was. His tapes were such hits, I presume he is now working in Hollywood.And the guy who used to send such affectionate gift envelopes full of Anthrax to the entire world of liberals, doesn't love liberals anymore.And Tom Ridge has made his fortune in duct tape and cellophane and has moved onto making more money at Home Depot.Wonder what Ashcroft is doing now? Trying on Zarqawi costumes?

[Brian Morans]

8. He MUST be a cyborg...

sent from the future to destroy the human race. There's no way any normal human being could regenerate organs and limbs in a matter of days.

[mopaul]

10. maybe he's the terminator from the future

[GOPisEvil]

9. He's the modern-day Rasputin!

[Warren Stupidity]

11. he has excellent top drawer health insurance

none of this mangled care bullshit we have to deal with. I've heard that al qaeda has an excellent, fully funded, defined benefit pension plan plus they kick in 100% matching to your 401K up to 20,000/year. Oh, and six weeks vacation. 20 annual holidays, plus of course the hajj.

[mopaul]

12. oh yeah, al qaeda has excellent benefits

people are flocking to them for this very reason.

[Benhurst]

13. And to think there are those on this very forum who

deny the power of prayer. :sarcasm:

[DemonFighterLives]

14. Iraq Al Qaeda?

Wow, they didn't have a chapter before the war. Good work dubf*ck!
Funny how Bin Laden morphed into Zarqawi and the search for Bin morphed into chasing around an invincible person, image or whatever he is.
I guess Bin Loggin is off the hook.

[radwriter0555]

15. I asw a yahoo headline calling them IRAQ QUEDA.... isn't that NUTS?

Egads I hate the New Americanazis.

[DemonFighterLives]

16. Yeah the beginning of this article starts off with it as Fact

Office of Disinformation is working overtime.
:beer:

[Warren Stupidity]

17. New brand same bullshit.

Ain't we the best at marketing?

Iraqaeda the all new all terror network.

"We explode you just die."

[Maestro]

18. Bin Loggin?

You mean Bin Forgotten. :) I can't believe the amount of money and lives lost to do what we have done in Iraq meanwhile Bin Forgotten is somewhere on the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan.

[mopaul]

20. bin joggin', in new jersey most likely

i remember that actual photo of the bin laden family standing on the street in new jersey, osama too, when he was a bit younger.

[DemonFighterLives]

22. Someone has to be in charge of the Poppies

How could the CIA keep up their drug profits without him?
First we eradicated all the poppies(yeah right), and then we helped the good farmers there have a job, and now the eradication will take 5-10 years according to Karzai.
Go Bushco! Share the wealth! :sarcasm:

[Roland99]

19. You know, if he'd take off the glasses, we'd catch him in a heartbeat!

[mopaul]

21. lois lane never figured it out

and neither will america

[Maestro]

24. If this situation were not so disgusting

I'd be laughing my ass off at that comment.

[bush_is_wacko]

25. Actually, sort of sounds to me like they are trying to

re-rally the troops. The troops want Al-Zarqawi so he is miraculously doing fine again.

I do not condone the violence of Al-Qaeda anymore than I condone the violence of my own damn government.

The world has become a sad, sad, statement on humanity.

Personally, I try to ignore ALL the rhetoric from ALL sides.

I would love to see Al-Zarqawi, Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Tony Blair, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Bolton, Rice, Delay, Frist.... behind bars in a prison created ESPECIALLY for them. Four walls and a free for all. They can punish each other for all their crimes against humanity at that point.