I'm looking for the best T shirt to p.o. my Repub brother in law

[CTyankee]

I'll be seeing him this summer. Last summer I sported a cute Kerry T shirt right after the convention. The best one was my Hillary T shirt a few years back. It really did the trick! He threatened to send Rick Lazio some money.

This year I have to outdo myself. I need your votes for the T shirt that will make him nice and crazy, without my seeming to be over the edge myself (altho who would blame me?).

[Jade Fox]

1. How about one that says.....

George W. Bush: every promise broken

Or one that lists the cost so far of the Iraq Invasion.

[loveable liberal]

2. I always liked "8643".... will probably confuse him too.... n/t

[whatgives]

5. 8643?

What does this represent? Thanks in advance.

[Pacifist Patriot]

8. 8643 means

get rid of Bush. 86 is slang for throwing something away and Bush is the 43rd president.

[whatgives]

11. Thanks

I've heard "deep 6" meaning to get rid of but was unaware of 86. I learned something new today.

[POAS]

9. 86 = to sink or bring down 43 = Bush is 43rd Pres.

[nittygritty]

47. 86'd = kicked out, banned, barred, shut out...

like "i got 86'd from Joe's Bar on Friday night..."

hehe....what's that? No, of course not, that's not how I know what it means. Really. I just don't care for Joe's Bar, that's all. Plenty of other bars in town besides Joe's...

O8)


:evilgrin:

[proud patriot]

3. I've had luck pissing pukes off with these

http://www.cafepress.com/shop/politics/browse/Ntt-Homeland+Security_Ne-1160_bt-2_N-1268_Ntk-All

[Dr.Phool]

4. Check out

The shirts at www.northernsun.com

They've got a lot of good ones. I have one with a picture of a sunflower plant growing with shrubs face on it that says "Genuine Texas Homegrown Dope." It has the planting instructions on the back-With a silver spoon, dig a shallow hole-shelter from drafts-fertilize with lots of cash, etc.

[Mojambo]

12. Thta sounds like an awesome shirt.

I'm getting one!

[CTyankee]

35. I looked for that one

couldn't find it. I had trouble navigating their website.

That one would definitely cause irritable bowel syndrome in this guy!

[flordehinojos]

6. maybe one that says,

up is down - down is up.
night is day - day is night.
black is white - white is black.

i am no killer
dissent is no democracy
war is peace!

/s/ george w. bush
worst ever u.s.a. president

[salin]

7. let us pledge,

to never again elect an MBA as president; then in small print: especially not one who ran several businesses into the ground.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

21. Yeah, but, don't forget ...........

UT law school turned him down.

<snicker, chuckle, guffaw, chortle>

[salin]

23. hehe

Let us pledge,
Never again to elect,
A lawyer wannabe mba as president.

(small print)
Especially one who has run several companies into the ground.



That work better? ;-)

Would have to also work the... questionable admit to harvard - legacy - family donors angle... of course now there is getting to be too much print to be effective on a shirt ;-)

[Bouncy Ball]

10. BUCK FUSH!

That should do it.

Or just get a shirt with Che on it, that seems to send them into conniption fits! It's fun, isn't it?

:evilgrin:

[TalkingDog]

13. How about one that says: You voted for him. GET OVER IT! n/t

[Dr.Phool]

16. I like that

Rub their noses in their own shit- or stupidity.

[DistressedAmerican]

14. I have ton of designs at my webstore.

www.cafepress.com/distressedgear

I think perhaps one of these two designs would do nicely:



or



Playfully harrassful...

[kliljedahl]

15. I bought this one

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/Ntt-independence+day_nr-1_pp-_N-21076297_pv-distressedgear.21312269_No-1_Ntk-All_D-independence+day_Nao-1

Oughta do the trick


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[DistressedAmerican]

18. Naw, That Shirt Blows! Distressed American Is A Hack!

:evilgrin:

[annabanana]

24. pphhhtt

:hi:

[DistressedAmerican]

26. LOL!

:pals:

[kliljedahl]

27. You're so articulate annabanana

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[annabanana]

29. DA knew what I meant!

:headbang:

[kliljedahl]

30. I did too, just pushin' your foot

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[kliljedahl]

25. Just a cheap ripoff of Swamprat

I hear he's even doing cheap imitations of Swamprat


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[DistressedAmerican]

28. Punk! He Should Be Stripped Off His Photoshop!

:hi:

Now returning to the regularly scheduled thread...

[flygal]

17. doing my best to piss of the religious right

that was my 60 year old dad's!!

[smoogatz]

19. How about...

Another Dumbass for Bush

or,

I Voted For Bush
BOY, DO I FEEL STUPID

OR,

I VOTED FOR BUSH
and all I got was:
an unnecessary war
higher property taxes
ginormous deficits
a stagnant economy
$2.25 gas
higher credit card rates
raised retirement age
and
a huge tax cut--for my rich brother-in-law!

Am I Stupid, Or What?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

20. Might I remind you .............

......... that our beloved DU has a store, and therein sells all sorts of delicious things that would immediately fry your brother-in-law's ass and brain (or are they the same?).

[Blue Gardener]

43. FUGWB

That's my favorite.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

44. Classic, elegant, and ..............

........ rightwingnuts spend eternity trying to figure out what it means.

[Stinky The Clown]

22. Try this t-shirt ....... from good old DU

I tend to wear it a lot. In fact, I have two of them.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3753833

[kath]

31. I saw a great one (perhaps at Northern Sun)that showed a pic of Washington

that said "could not tell a lie" and a pic of Chimpyshit that said "Could".

[eallen]

32. Get one printed with this...

"Other than telling us how to live, think, marry, pray, vote, invest,
educate our children and, now, die, I think the Republicans have done
a fine job of getting government out of our personal lives."

[Joebert]

34. Zing!

I like it, where can I get it?

Although I'd have to gain a lot of weight to fit it in a readable form.

:-)

[CTyankee]

36. Great idea!

I know he was freaked by the Schiavo travesty. He's a member of the Hemlock Society.

[Yankee Blue Veteran]

33. Girlie-Bush and/or Bush Wanted Poster

Girlie-Bush is from .



The Bush Wanted Poster is from .



Maybe wearing them as a front-and-back billboard effect would catch on as a new fashion mania!

[Arugula Latte]

37. My spouse received a shirt that said:

59 Million Morons "Elected" One.

There is also an outline of the U.S. on the shirt.

Don't know where it came from, though.

[warrens]

38. Impeach the Punk NT

[name not needed]

39. these, maybe

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=375

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=487

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=485

[democracyindanger]

40. 'Blame Me. I Voted For W.'

[seabeyond]

41. my in laws are coming a couple weeks, will see all the

stickers on my car. i have two more to get on before they get here with my niece. i was just giggling, as they try to shiled the nieces from the bumper of my car, lol.

[PeaceProgProsp]

42. Vote Democratic - This Tshirt Kills Fascists

http://www.cafepress.com/freedomgear2008

or, how about a Hugo Chavez tshirt

[OnionPatch]

45. I saw one I liked

It said:
GW Bush: Putting the Con in Conservative

[alfredo]

46. Get some transfer paper for your printer

Go to my site below. Find an image that will really piss him off. Download it, flip the image side to side so the words will be backwards. Print using the transfer paper. Follow the instructions.

[Warren DeMontague]

48. Short, Sweet and to the Point

silk screened on Hanes Beefy-Ts. The natural ones feel really nice after a couple washes, if I may say so myself.

http://impeachw.com

[Ladyhawk]

49. This site has some good ones.

http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/tops.html