A call for congressional amnesty.

[hootinholler]

Yo, all you congress dudes and dudettes listen up.

You have one chance at this. Resign your post, declare your, shall we say, indiscretions, under oath to a panel including Walter Cronkite (for dramatic effect). We will investigate and as long as you were honestly forthcoming about the facts, you will be allowed to live on a special reservation. Your annual income will be the national average income. All other monies will be used in a reparation effort to overcome the misery you've wrought throughout the world.

Sorry, I guess I was lucid-dreaming there.

But, wouldn't the truth be refreshing for once?

-Hoot

[indepat]

1. Your lucid-dreaming is right on target, but your solution way too generous

[hootinholler]

2. gotta give them the chance to fuck it up...

Otherwise retribution isn't nearly as sweet.

-Hoot