Timmy v. LiarCondi on MTP--a little levity on a Sunday morning

[ginnyinWI]

This is how I read it, between the lines:

Tim: Is the Iraqi Constitution gonna make it?
LiarCondi: Well, fewer Iraqis got blown to bits this time, so I guess we can call this one a success!

Tim: The L.A. Times says democracy won't stop the insurgency, anyway.
LiarCondi: Well it better work--we can't beat them militarily!

Tim: People in America don't like the war anymore.
LiarCondi: It's the media's fault!! My boss wanted to get Saddam, and the only way he could think of was to send in troops. Anyway, he couldn't be a Commander in Chief if we only used the CIA!

Tim: Did Osama get killed in the earthquake:
LiarCondi: Heck if I know! Who cares?

Tim: Did you testify before the Grand Jury in the CIA Leak investigation?
LiarCondi: That's for me to know and you to find out.

Tim: African Americans now disapprove of the prez by 98%.
LiarCondi: Oh those polls are bogus! My boss made me Sec. of State--that proves he cares deeply about AA's!

Tim: Some group in the Washington Times says they want you to run for prez.
LiarCondi: Hahaha, hilarious! Naughty Timmy--I told you and told you I wasn't running!