Bumper Sticker Time: "Born OK the first time"

[CatholicEdHead]

That is what I saw on a van around town today. It is one of the best ones I have seen.

[YouthInAsia]

1. FOCUS ON YOUR OWN DAMN FAMILY

I have that one. I love it!

[Greenpeach]

2. You know that one...

that says "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.?"
I'd like adding to that. "No. Wait. This just in. Jesus thinks you are too."

[nickyt]

5. An old one from a friend's car (ex-missionary, no less!), first saw it

7 years ago, remains my favorite:

COME THE RAPTURE
can I have your car?

[YouthInAsia]

14. go to cafepress.com and you can make your OWN bumper stickers

[TallahasseeGrannie]

3. My favorite..an oldtime

Jesus Saves!
(Moses Invests)

[IDemo]

9. "Jesus saves! Moses shoots....he scores!" n/t

[MountainLaurel]

11. A great one from a local hockey supply shop

Jesus saves! And Bondra gets the assist! (Bondra being a player for the Washington Capitals hockey team.)

[landdaddy]

4. Got that one on my car......eom

[hobbit709]

6. I have two

that offend them greatly. "PAGAN AND PROUD" and "DOING MY PART TO PISS OFF THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT". Of course, my other ones including "DU" probably don't help their attitude either. Ask me if I care.
i saw one the other day "BORN AGAIN -AND AGAIN -AND AGAIN

[MountainLaurel]

12. "Treehugging dirt worshipper"

And "Religion is for people afraid of going to hell, spirituality is for those who have already been there."

[Speck Tater]

7. "I don't need Jesus. Luke 5:31-32"

For those who don't have a Bible handy, the passage refers to Jesus saying, roughly translated, that people who aren't sick don't need a doctor and people who aren't miserable sinners don't need saving by him.

[proud2BlibKansan]

8. " I FOUND JESUS!

He was under the couch the whole time"

My latest favorite. LOL

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. "Visualize Whirled Peas"

I had that one on a previous car.

The one i'd get next is
"God was my Co-Pilot but we crashed in the mountains and i had to eat him"

[Talismom]

13. I like "Practice Compassionate Impeachment!" n/t

[B Calm]

15. "There's Dirt Under Every Bush" First seen that in 2000, loved it!