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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 09:22 PM
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Kinda reminds me of the Aiello nomination

And the Bird flu..disease of distration.May the republican distractions end up shooting them in the foot...A joke.


The far right extremists of FreeRepublic.com, WSJ.com, Nazi.com, and KKK.com finally get it together and overthrow the government. Then they start rounding up politicians to execute. A firing squad is convened and Al Gore, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush are all marched to a wall to be shot. As the right wing nuts are loading their guns Al Gore thinks, "I've got to cause a diversion so I can get away." He yells "Oh, no. A TORNADO" and points behind the firing squad. As the ultraconservative fruitcakes turn around to see if there is a tornado approaching, Al Gore jumps over the wall behind him and runs away. The firing squad turns their attention back to the two men who are left. Clinton quickly observes how well Gore's ruse has worked and yells "EARTHQUAKE". As the firing squad frantically looks for a place to take cover Clinton jumps over the wall and he too escapes. The firing squad resumes their stance and proceeds to take aim at George W. Bush. Dubya, believing that he, too, can create a diversion, frantically searches his mind for another natural disaster to use. Smiling to himself, he yells "FIRE".
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 09:27 PM
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1. don't quit your day job
No, no, I was just kidding. I laughed. Honest! I just like to bust chops.

:)
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 09:41 PM
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2. Har considering I spelt ALITO wrong..
thanks.Oh,and I don't have a day job.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 09:43 PM
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3. hey you really are a Democrat!
I don't have one either.

I was thinking Bush nominated Danny Aiello there for a minute. And, what a fine actor too! :)
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