Top ten signs that you are in Hell....

[icymist]

10) Your lover keeps referring you to the 'smoky parts'.
9) The experience makes you realize that you didn't drop the acid.
8) Which part of 'Pray to your god' didn't you get?
7) Yeah, yeah the lights are cool, but pay attention to the guy with the guitar.
6) Struggling only makes you more bound.
5) Has to be the one hundredth time of listening to 'The Chain Gang'!
4) Understanding that GW Bush is president!
3) Seeing that nobody will understand why contesting Diebold voting machines will make a difference.
2) Never questioning the authority of the corporation to rule.
1) Seeing that genuine traitors to your country never get prosecuted!


i put this in the lounge first and it sank. if it sinks here, than I guess nobody like my humor....which I'll keep on trying anyhow.

[patrice]

1. I KNEW we were in HELL; we're being lead by the Anti-Christ!

We are tortured everyday by our Sins: Invasion of Iraq being only the most current.

[MarianJack]

2. I'll Contributa a...

...Kick!

[begin_within]

3. The license plates say Texas.

[icymist]

4. LOL! n/t

[A Simple Game]

5. You wake up next to Ann Coulter!

[Goblinmonger]

7. That's not even funny.

Stop saying things like that.

[A Simple Game]

8. Sorry for the visual.

It could have happened a few years ago.

Not now, I don't drink myself stupid anymore.

[calimary]

6. I'll kick it. For me the top ten signs would all have bush's face on them.