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"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."
"I take the biblical idea. God gave us the earth...We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees... God says, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'"
"I love Texas Republicans! They're these beautiful women, they're so great-looking, they're completely loaded. They're dripping in this gorgeous jewelry, they're really funny and sarcastic and smart. Americans are so cool, and they're such parochial idiots here in New York."
"Cheney is my ideal man. Because he's solid. He's funny. He's very handsome. He was a football player. People don't think about him as the glamour type because he's a serious person, he wears glasses, he's lost his hair. But he's a very handsome man. And you cannot imagine him losing his temper, which I find extremely sexy. Men who get upset and lose their tempers and claim to be sensitive males: talk about girly boys. No, there's a reason hurricanes are named after women and homosexual men, it's one of our little methods of social control. We're supposed to fly off the handle."
"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."
"Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats."
“If Giuliani wants to have a national ambition, and I’m a big fan of his, he’s going to have to become pro-life if he wants to run for president. No one ever believed he was pro-choice anyway - he’s a Catholic from Queens... Americans understand that Manhattan is the Soviet Union.”
"Kwanzaa itself is a lunatic blend of schmaltzy '60s rhetoric, black racism and Marxism. Indeed, the seven 'principles'of Kwanzaa praise collectivism in every possible arena of life – economics, work, personality, even litter removal."
"When you look at Pat Robertson’s positions, they are really quite moderate positions, as one would expect from a Yale Law School graduate."
"I will guess that the judges who said the pledge of allegiance violates the constitution were appointed by Democrats and not Republicans I haven't looked at the decision, I haven't heard about the decision. But that's a wild guess I'm going to make."
NOTE: The decision was rendered by Judge Alfred T. Goodwin, appointed by President Richard Milhous Nixon, 1971
"We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed too."
"The problem with women voting -- and your Communists will back me up on this -- is that, you know, women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it. And when they take these polls, it's always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care."
"The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals."
"Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married."
"If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country."
To a disabled Vietnam vet: "People like you caused us to lose that war."
"I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't."
"I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote."
"My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism."
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