Breaking: Voice of God revealed to be Cheney

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Telephone logs recorded by the National Security Agency and obtained by Congress as part of an ongoing investigation suggest that the vice president may have used the White House Office intercom system to address President Bush at crucial moments, giving categorical directives in a voice the president believed to be that of God...A highly placed NSA official who has reviewed the information released Tuesday said Cheney masked his clipped monotone, employing a deeper, booming voice. Said the NSA source: "It sounded as though the speaker, who identified himself as God, stood away from the intercom to create an echo effect..."

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43189

[ProdigalJunkMail]

1. now THAT is damned funny n/t

[JuniperLea]

2. Gotta love The Onion

That is funnier than hell!

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3. This is SO funny!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

I just spilt my coffee over my desk!

[WI_DEM]

4. kick

afterall this is breaking news!