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johncoby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 08:58 AM
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PLEASE!!! Someone give Bush a BJ!
So we can impeach him!!!!

He has literally gotten away with murder, yet the morally corrupt republicans in the house and senate refuse to even look at what this president has done:

Iraqgate
Plamegate
Guckertgate
Spyinggate
Torturegate
Howmanymoregates?

I would bet if bush had sex on the desk in the oval office, with the media watching, the republicans would claim he deserved it for a job well done! And then bush would deny it ever happened.

bastards. the whole lot of them.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:01 AM
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1. um, i'll...leave that up to others, hopefully no one i know...
x(
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:02 AM
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2. I've got a call in to Hannity. He'd go for it, if Coulter could be 2nd
Edited on Sun Dec-18-05 09:04 AM by Lastlaughin08
Both of them would call it an honor to do the deed. (Limbaugh was not available - something about a shipment of OxyContin being unpacked)
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:03 AM
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3. Maybe that is his problem.....
He never got a hummer....

I can't see Pickles puckerin' up and playin' the ol' skin flute...
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:09 AM
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6. Pickles Was A Smoker...In Many Ways
I think she was quite the party babe back before indoor plumbing in West Texas. The Anheiser-Bush twins couldn't have gotten all that debauchery in them from their dead-beat, absent sperm donor daddy (anyone see any resembelence in any of those kids and their parents...my wife and I never have). Consider that flyboy was drunk and shrunk most the time...and I'll bet he's playing big man to make up for his shortcomings...Pickles either had/has quite a toy/boy collection.

:ROFL:

(does this certify for NSA certification????...huh????)
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 07:33 PM
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9. There is a cell at Gitmo waiting for you......
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bananas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:04 AM
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4. Make sure to save the dress!
we need DNA analysis to make the case!
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:07 AM
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5. Well, he has been stroked by Gannon's Talon
I don't know if that involved a lubricant.
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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:09 AM
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7. Look at these figures cited by Dems and in today's Wash Post
"Republican Congresses tend to overinvestigate Democratic administrations and underinvestigate their own," said Davis, who added that he has tried to pick up some of the slack with his committee. "I get concerned we lose our separation of powers when one party controls both branches."

Democrats on the committee said the panel issued 1,052 subpoenas to probe alleged misconduct by the Clinton administration and the Democratic Party between 1997 and 2002, at a cost of more than $35 million. By contrast, the committee under Davis has issued three subpoenas to the Bush administration to the Bush administration, two to the Energy Department over nuclear waste disposal at Yucca Mountain, and one last week to the Defense Department over Katrina documents.




Cher
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iamahaingttta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:25 AM
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8. I say it's time...
... to ass the ass!
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AnnInLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 07:43 PM
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10. Why? So he can blow his brains out?
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 07:44 PM
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11. My son on Kauai asked
what was the country waiting for to Impeach bush? "A blow job?".."It ain't gonna happen!"!!
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