Fox News Changes Slogan

[Killarney]

http://www.enduringvision.com/archives/fox_news_slogan.htm
Fox News Changes Slogan To "Biased As Fuck"

In a move that shocked approximately three people yesterday, Fox News Network Changed announced that because of their extreme right-wing bias, they would no longer misrepresent themselves as centrist, because doing so any longer would be a blatant disregard for the morals of journalism.

Gerald Harper, spokesman for the network, says that though it had its charms, the old slogan just "wasn't cutting it anymore".

"'Fair and Balanced' was all well and good, but we had a few meetings and realized, 'You know what? This really isn't the slogan for us,'" Harper explained. "A slogan should really reflect a philosophy or mentality behind an organization, which our old one clearly did not."

The new slogan, "Biased As Fuck", is a "large step forward" for the network's public image, said Harper.

[ithacan]

1. better: "Hate television, all day, all the time"

that would be more accurate I think...

[The Backlash Cometh]

2. "You know, because we tell you so."

Or

"We tell you what to decide"

[Killarney]

3. Or... "We lie, you believe."

[mouse7]

4. That hit the funny bone just right

I know it kind of dumb, but thanks to some Kurds, I'm in a real good mood.