Hey there all you lovers out there!

[Lady Freedom]

What type are you?
Are you a little red Corevette?
Are you a Lover with a slow hand?
Any other type?
Let us know!
And BTW if you want it's OK to lie! hehehehe!

example: I (LF) a very dull person in the bedroom!
Have fun!

P.S I will add comentary! Muhahahaha!

[KCDem]

1. I'm a one-hour mama!

So no one minute papa
Ain't the kind of man for me!
Set your alarm clock, papa
One hour is proper


aw, crap, can't remember the rest of the lyrics! Sapphire and the Uppity Blues Women, anyone?

[Lady Freedom]

2. Just an hour?

Now come on, you can do better than that! hehehe
JK!

[KCDem]

7. nah, after an hour, gimme the nail file!

hate to waste a moment. :evilgrin:

[SiobhanClancy]

3. I'm a classic sailboat..

currently in dry-dock

[Lady Freedom]

5. Now you can have alot of fun in a boat!

And in dry-dock you don't have to worry about stearing the boat!

[orangecoloredapple]

4. All?

as though you don't know. mmmm hhhhmmmm mmmmm.

[ForrestGump]

6. From memory....

(dammit)

Slow hand, tender hand, response-sensitive hand
Stamina
Very strong neck :-)

Mainly, self-sacrificing (but not really, in the big picture).



I can't remember the rest. :o

[Lady Freedom]

8. Rember man!

we want info!

[ForrestGump]

9. My memory needs a good jog

:D

[GOPisEvil]

10. My little red Corvette is up on blocks.

:evilfrown:

[Lady Freedom]

13. Just needs a jump start...

I'm sure! :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

14. A good mechanic...

...would be helpful. I need a tune-up, too. :-)

[Lady Freedom]

20. I'm your handy-girl!

Lets just left up that hood!

[GOPisEvil]

23. Oh sure...you're going to get me all warmed up...

...and then I'll remember you don't live in the same town...it's the same old story with me...oh...boo hoo hoo...LOL!!!

[Lady Freedom]

41. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

need some hands on loving do we?

[GOPisEvil]

43. It is preferred...

...unless you have unlimited long distance! :D

[ForrestGump]

24. A view from happier days....

[SOteric]

11. The William Butler Yeats kind.

That blossoms a rose in the deeps of my heart.

[GOPisEvil]

12. How about Shakespearean?

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed:
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,
Nor shall death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st,
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

[SOteric]

21. Or...

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, no no man ever loved.

[ForrestGump]

25. I like that

:-)

[GOPisEvil]

26. Or...

O! how thy worth with manners may I sing,
When thou art all the better part of me?
What can mine own praise to mine own self bring?
And what is't but mine own when I praise thee?
Even for this, let us divided live,
And our dear love lose name of single one,
That by this separation I may give
That due to thee which thou deserv'st alone.
O absence! what a torment wouldst thou prove,
Were it not thy sour leisure gave sweet leave,
To entertain the time with thoughts of love,
Which time and thoughts so sweetly doth deceive,
And that thou teachest how to make one twain,
By praising him here who doth hence remain.

[ForrestGump]

30. Nah, I liked the other one better

:D

It's a poetry slam!

[GOPisEvil]

31. You just liked it because of who posted it.

It's ok, I don't blame you. It's something out of my book.

[ForrestGump]

36. Well, yeah, her one, too

But I meant your other one, you silly man.

[GOPisEvil]

39. D'oh!

I like that one best, too! That is why I posted it first!

[ForrestGump]

42. What excellent taste!

Thou art indeed a dude, verily! Yea, boy howdy, do I say unto thee.

[SiobhanClancy]

29. I love Yeats..

When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim Soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;
And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.

[SOteric]

33. Mmm... me too...

Especially the Maude Gonne poems.

THE LOVER TELLS OF THE ROSE IN HIS HEART

ALL things uncomely and broken, all things worn out and old,
The cry of a child by the roadway, the creak of a lumbering cart,
The heavy steps of the ploughman, splashing the wintry mould,
Are wronging your image that blossoms a rose in the deeps of my heart.

The wrong of unshapely things is a wrong too great to be told;
I hunger to build them anew and sit on a green knoll apart,
With the earth and the sky and the water, re-made, like a casket of gold
For my dreams of your image that blossoms a rose in the deeps of my heart.

[KG]

15. SIXTY MINUTE MAN

SIXTY MINUTE MAN
(William Ward)
The Dominoes
The Persuasions
Lead Vocal : Barry Carl


Well, listen here, girls, I'm telling you now,
They call me loving Dan,
I'll rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man.

And if you don't believe I'm all I say,
Come up and take my hand.
As soon as I leave you go, you'll cry
"Oh yeah, he's a sixty-minute man!"

Chorus
There'll be fifteen minutes of kissing,
And then you'll holler, "Danny boy, please don't stop!"
There'll be fifteen minutes of teasing, fifteen minutes of
pleasing,
Fifteen minutes of blowing my top (mop! mop! mop!)

Well, if your man ain't treating you right,
Come up and see your Dan.
I'll rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man.

Chorus 2
Sixty (minute man)
Well they call me (loving Dan)
I'll rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man.

Repeat chorus 2

Repeat chorus

Well, if your man ain't treating you right,
Come up and see your Dan.
I'll rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man.
Oh yeah! Sixty minute,
Rocking, rolling, ramming, jamming all night long

I'm a sixty-minute man.

[Lady Freedom]

17. People,people!

Just an hour! Come on! Is there no one that can go all night long anymore?

[tjdee]

18. I think Sting is the only one, LOL! n/t

[GOPisEvil]

19. That depends on what you are asking...

...if you include foreplay, play, and afterplay...I would expect several hours to tick by...

Keep in mind, this is from memory...;-)

Edit - but sometimes, you just need to go at it like bunnies!

[Lady Freedom]

32. One can go all night and...

STILL go at it like bunnies!

[GOPisEvil]

34. A man that can do that must have the cardio capacity of...

...a marathon runner.

I think my heart would explode. :-)

[Lady Freedom]

38. It is amazing what...

the right woman can get out of a man! ;)

[ForrestGump]

27. I used to be able to. I just don't know any more.

Actually, that's not true - I can go for years now. :-)

[ForrestGump]

22. Wrong songwriting credit - I think Shakespeare wrote that, too

:D

[short bus president]

16. I'm the damn Flinstone-mobile

except not foot-powered, if you know what I mean.

[Lady Freedom]

28. Muhahahahah!

Oh the things I dare not say! hahahahehehe!

[short bus president]

35. Hey, hon - it's your thread

"dare say" whatever you want. The wheels on the bus may go round and round, but the hand just goes back and forth a lot.

[Lady Freedom]

37. So your...

Rock hard and can go along way?

[short bus president]

40. I was thinking more along the lines of

"self propelled," but I like your take on things better. Sure - point me downhill and I can roll just about forever.

[Lady Freedom]

44. Ah baby thats what I like!

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

45. I thought you

went to bed?

Didn't know you meant MY bed, but you'll get no complaints from me. It's hard to get 'em out past the ball gag. MMMMmmppphh-errrrrrnnnn-MMMMP.