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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 03:10 PM
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A mildly funny Texas joke.
Two Inuit (eskimoes) were drinking in a bar in Nome and arguing about whether or not there should be a state income tax in Alaska.

A Texan on a hunting trip with his buddies was at the next table, and he "smirked" and figured he'd straighten out these two, so he walked up to them.

"Howdy boys, I'm from Texas and we don't have a state income tax..."

One Inuit cuts him off.

"WHO the Hell asked YOU? Shut the fuck up or we'll cut Alaska in half and make Texas the THIRD largest state."
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-04 03:41 PM
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1. Sounds like you could almost make a Bush Joke out of this
"Bill Clinton could divide his IQ by 2 and George W Bush would still be the 43rd dumbest President"
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