What would a date with Ann Coulter be like?

[drumwolf]

This is one of those things that I wish I could take credit for, but actually it was done by a guy using the handle "Undertoad" on a forum called "The Cellar."

WARNING: semi-pornographic content.

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?&threadid=2211

[Bluzmann57]

1. First of all

the author said she's attractive. Wrong. I am a straight male who is not turned by her looks at all. And as far as a date, I think I'd dump her in a ghetto and tell her that she's on her own and to have a nice life.

[JohnKleeb]

2. one word

:puke:

[IronLionZion]

3. Ann the Man?

no thanks
:puke:

[punpirate]

4. I'd rather pound...

... nails into my skull with a dead skunk in the midst of rigor mortis....

[Hemprus]

5. She's a man baby!

[DAGDA56]

6. It's OK for some...

...but I'm just not into Homo-erotica...that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the writing.

[drumwolf]

7. Exactly.

I think it's a hilarious article, and regardless of what one may think of Ann Coltface's looks -- and the truth is, some men do find her quite attractive, and no, I'm not one of them either -- I don't doubt that the article pretty much nails it.

[Babel_17]

8. Lol

Have you ever seen the film based on the life of novelist William Burroughs called "Naked Lunch"?

That scene where a guy morphs into a man/spider and engulfs his sex partner is what comes to my mind.

[kodi]

9. no thanks, i would rather eat a bowl full of rusty razor blades

<burp>

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. i would rather go on a date with myself

atleast i am a liberal

[Taverner]

11. I may have slept with her in college!

Did she go to oregon state?


:-D

[drumwolf]

14. Did you have a psychotic girlfriend in college? n/t

[mitchum]

12. A lot of holding her hair while she's throwing up

[Taverner]

13. Not her but Michelle Malkin maybe

But I'd make her pay for dinnner

[Gothic Sponge]

15. Dan Coulter

A date with Ann Coulter would be a night of "her" playing "hide my Sausage!"

SHE'S A MAN BABY!

:wow:

[Amerpie]

16. It would be like this

Throwing off the smallpox infected blanket given to me by a bipolar sadist who tattooed Ronald Ray-guns face on my left ass cheek, I voluntarily strapped my 17 year old wiener dog into the electric chair for his daily lethal injection with Rush endorsed Snapple diet peach iced Mr. T of A-Team fame, the tv show where all the poor kids danced their way out of the Warsaw ghetto is a lame term for minority report the scientologist movie popcorn

And so on until my brain fell out...

[Norbert]

17. If you force me at gunpoint get ready to shoot.

[drumwolf]

18. Okay, folks....

...did most of you responding to this even READ the link that I posted? Sure doesn't seem like it.

:(

[GOPisEvil]

19. That was funny, and disturbing!

[liberalitch]

20. murder/suicide....

or maybe an episode of cops