I just bought a blonde newscaster

[ForrestGump]

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. How much did she cost?

[ForrestGump]

5. Got a dozen for a dime

Fox is having a sale.

[Qutzupalotl]

2. I thought they'd all been bought.

[ForrestGump]

6. Most are just rented

It's a seller's market, at least when you're selling disinformation.

[buddhamama]

3. hope you didn't pay too much for your newscaster

personally, i don't think she's worth more than a passing glance. :D
:hi:

[ForrestGump]

7. She IS kind of two-dimensional

But at least she's nicer than Ann Coulter, and far less likely to give me paper cuts. :-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. What goes blonde/black/blonde/black/blonde/black?

FG's newscaster doing cartwheels.

[ForrestGump]

8. Well, nothing may shock YOU any more, but

:o

I'd say you crack me up, 'cos you just did, but perhaps that's not the best turn of phrase given the image you're invoking...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. *snicker* cute

Now hop on that bike and come see me dammit.

[ForrestGump]

10. Hopping!

But you gotta stop calling me 'Dammit'... :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Sit, Dammit

Dammit, speak! I can't call you goddammit...that's what I call my pooch! he'll get confused. :D

[ForrestGump]

12. Who're you talking to?

No, who's on first. :D