Update on the ZombyWoof/VelmaD Chocolate and Beer Fund

[VelmaD]

I have not received Skinner's kind permission to post a thread to the Lounge regarding my and Zomby's attempts to extort money for chocolate and beer. But I'm doing it anyway, so there! :P

As of 10:00 this morning, we had collected $0 in contributions (you bunch of tightwads), for which you can all bite us! If you'd care to add to the fund, you can do so here:

http://www.chocolatezomby.com

Now let's keep this baby kicked! ;)

[Zomby Woof]

1. Chocolate Zomby!

I suppose everyone will want to bite the ears off. x(

[VelmaD]

3. Oh you know you like it...

when people nibble on your ears. ;)

[NMDemDist2]

4. yummmm Zwoof ears YummmmmY n't

[SiliconMethod]

2. What are you all trying to do? ((n/t))

[VelmaD]

5. uh...get money for chocolate and beer

:)

[SiliconMethod]

13. O I C

I'm a wee broke though after my latest pizza binge though... can I donate a leftover Hersheys wrapper? It has a little melted leftovers (may contain almond particles) 8P...

[VelmaD]

14. Well, I have more diginity than that, but Zomby...

I bet he'd lick it clean and ask for seconds. :)

[Zomby Woof]

17. on my knees, yet!

:D

[Zomby Woof]

6. we need chocolate and beer!

We have been separated from our vices, and we must... get... beer... and chocolate.

[Andy_Stephenson]

7. mmmm Chocolate beer...

mmmmmmmmmmm

[VelmaD]

10. Hey sweetie...

that's the two things you need to put in the blender for dinner.

Hope your tooth is feeling ok.

[strategery blunder]

8. Your link doesn't work (nt)

[Catshrink]

9. mmmmmm chocolate.....

and peach pie.

[Zomby Woof]

12. Costco???

:P

[Catshrink]

16. Oh yeah....

I love their chocolate almond clusters...... mmmmmm chocolate

[Zomby Woof]

19. when you come up this way

We FULLY expect a bundle of Costco goodies. :D

[Streetdoc270]

11. mmmmmm Chocolate Beer........

A local micro brew makes a chocolate ale in the winter time... wonderful taste!

[NightTrain]

15. Hey! The link doesn't work.

Geez, some people.... :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

18. kick

Because fund-raising priorities matter. Screw those people dying in Iraq anyway. </sarcasm off>

[VelmaD]

20. Yer damn right

All that matters is ME ME ME! AND MY CHOCOLATE! :evilgrin:

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[VelmaD]

25. *snort*

Dude...you said you "need some"...hehehehe...hehe

[Zomby Woof]

26. unintended pun!

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

27. Maybe I should have named it...

the "ZombyWoof/VelmaD Chocolate and Hookers Fund". :P

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[VelmaD]

29. But that leaves out the important part...

the CHOCOLATE! :)

[Zomby Woof]

30. that is IMPLIED

Chocolate is always implied with my extortion. :P

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[geniph]

21. I'll send a virtual contribution

of an imaginary case of Guinness!

Why do I keep picturing that picture of the two chocolate Easter bunnies, one whose tail's been bitten off and the other missing his ears...the one with no tail is saying, "My butt hurts," to which the earless one responds, "What?"

[VelmaD]

22. Oh someone needs to...

find a link to that pic. That is SO me and Zomby. :)

[RhodaGrits]

31. Here ya go -

[Zomby Woof]

32. Thanks!

And welcome to DU! :toast:

[Zomby Woof]

24. haha

I love that pic. Hey, while you're at it, send some virtual pizza.

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[VelmaD]

35. Hey look Zomby...

we got unlocked. We can go back to mooching. Hooray! :)

[GOPisEvil]

36. Maybe Zomby could have a coffee sale to raise funds.

:donut:

I would suggest that you hold a bake sale, but that would mean that you'd need chocolate. And if you had chocolate, then you'd be extorting us for nothing. :P

[VelmaD]

37. Hey you

Are you back from your vacation yet?

[GOPisEvil]

41. Nope. I'm in Lynne's living room in sunny Delaware at the moment.

I get home tomorrow afternoon. :-)

[VelmaD]

42. So, what are ya bringing me back?

:)

j/k Although a postcard from "sunny Delaware" wouldn't go amiss. :)

[GOPisEvil]

43. Hrm...good question.

We'll have to see what goodies I bring back.

[VelmaD]

47. WOOHOO!!! PRESENTS!!!

:)

[GOPisEvil]

52. Your goodie has been purchased!

Don't tell anyone else, but seeing as it's the end of the month and I'm broke, you get the goodie because you made us brownies. They were a big hit, by the way. :9

[VelmaD]

53. You ROCK!!!

I am gonna have SO much fun bragging how I get a present and they don't.

And I'm glad everyone liked the brownies. :)

[GOPisEvil]

54. It's a gift you can't get in Texas either!

You and I might be the only two people in the state who will have one.

[VelmaD]

55. Hmm...intriguing...

Is it an animal, vegetable, or mineral? :)

[GOPisEvil]

56. vegetable, I guess.

Although its form has changed. It was formerly plant life.

[VelmaD]

57. Is it bigger...

than a breadbox?

[GOPisEvil]

58. Sorta

It could cover one, or sit inside. :D

[VelmaD]

59. Is it made of...

CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?!

[GOPisEvil]

62. Nope

Sorry.

[VelmaD]

63. If you squeeze it...

does it make noise?

[GOPisEvil]

64. Not much.

Almost silent, I think.

[jus_the_facts]

38. if there are any remainin' proceeds.....I'd like to have 'em......

.....to have someone train me to stop spellin' YA'LL!! :evilgrin:

Seriously Velma.....Anne Rice spells it like I do...and she's from La. too...I've seen it in a few of her books!! :P

[VelmaD]

39. Sorry, but she's just flat out...

spelling it wrong and her editor is too dumb to know any better. It's basic 2nd grade English. The apostrophe goes where the missing letters would be. Seems pretty simple to me but apparently it isn't. I know...I get entirely too worked up about this one little thing. :)

Drive to the next big Texas gathering and we can work on re-educatin' ya. :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

40. I agree!

It's y'all, and Amber, I see it spelled that way on southern rock album lyric sheets, and YOU KNOW they are right. :D

[jus_the_facts]

45. I know but it's a hard habit to break......

......and when I saw that Anne spelled it like I did....I felt SO justified in my ig-no-rants!! :D

[Zomby Woof]

46. It's not one of my biggest spelling peeves

Now if Anne spelled definitely "definately", I would need a word with her. :D

[jus_the_facts]

49. I swear.....it's the vowels that always get me.......

....always my spellin' weakness! x(

[Zomby Woof]

50. if you eat chocolate

That will help you with your vowel movements. :o ;-)

[jus_the_facts]

51. LOL.....

:freak:

[jus_the_facts]

44. I'll definitely try to make it......

.....some *edumacation* and hedonism...is exactly what I need!! :evilgrin:

:hi:

[VelmaD]

48. If you're really lucky...

we'll teach you spelling the same way I've been learning German in the Lounge. :spank: ;)

[Lizz612]

60. Velma, did I tell you

that your brownies were delicious! I must have eaten 6 of them at the march!Yummy :9

[VelmaD]

61. Thanks

:)

They're really easy to make if you'd like the recipe. I'm talking less than an hour.

[Laszlo_Hollyfeld]

65. To think I've spent all this time

looking for a home for the 2 cases of Bornean fermented milk beer and a 4 year old bag of Halloween chocolate.