Alright brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you...
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Mon May-03-04 09:49 PM
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Alright brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you...
But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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Mon May-03-04 09:51 PM
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1. Nothing like a good sit!
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Mon May-03-04 09:51 PM
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2. No, damn you... and here are some more seratonin releases
for your ass. take that and here's some cortisol HaHa... so, who's in charge now?
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Mon May-03-04 09:51 PM
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Mon May-03-04 09:53 PM
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4. Women will like what I tell them to like, sweetheart.
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Mon May-03-04 09:54 PM
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5. Is that the makeup gun episode?
For some reason I almost piss my pants every time I see Marge after getting blasted.
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Mon May-03-04 09:55 PM
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7. Yep. A personal favourite!
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Mon May-03-04 09:55 PM
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I can't live without rage-ahol.
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Mon May-03-04 09:56 PM
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8. For once I'd like some to call me "sir"
Without adding "you're making a scene."
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Mon May-03-04 09:57 PM
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9. They call them fingers
but I never see them fing!
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Mon May-03-04 09:58 PM
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10. I have misplaced my pants.
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Mon May-03-04 10:04 PM
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12. Mmmmm....pantsless Fenris...
:D
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Mon May-03-04 10:07 PM
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:D:D:D:D
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Mon May-03-04 10:00 PM
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11. Oaaoooahhh...but I'm so sweet and tasty!
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Mon May-03-04 10:15 PM
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14. Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich, for a moment.
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Mon May-03-04 10:15 PM
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15. Sounds like a Clapton song...
Promises.... 'cuz I don't love you and you don't love me.
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Mon May-03-04 10:17 PM
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16. Oh no…Aliens…bioduplication…nude conspiracies…Oh, my God!
Lyndon LaRouche was right!
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Mon May-03-04 10:19 PM
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17. We have to find him!!
I don't want my last words to him to be "Homie, you need to cut your toenails, they look like Fritos!" :D
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Mon May-03-04 10:23 PM
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19. Where is Bart anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten.
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Mon May-03-04 10:20 PM
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18. "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get
the women." One of the greatest episodes ever.
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Mon May-03-04 10:26 PM
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20. I came out of the elephants *mouth* right?
'Cause I already showered once today.
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Mon May-03-04 10:27 PM
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Bart: "Wow, Dad! You're my hero!" Homer: "Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids could call you Hoju!" Bart: "Ugh...I'll get back to you on that..."
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Mon May-03-04 10:28 PM
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22. TELEVISION! Teacher! Mother!
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Mon May-03-04 10:31 PM
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23. Let's go bask in the warming glow of TV's warming glow.
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Mon May-03-04 10:34 PM
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24. Stupid TV; Be more funny!
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Mon May-03-04 10:50 PM
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26. Stupid sexy Flanders!
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Mon May-03-04 10:50 PM
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A ghost terrorizing my children is one thing; it's another thing entirely when he starts playing my Theremin!
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Mon May-03-04 10:53 PM
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27. That is a terrific line.
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Tue May-04-04 12:00 AM
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28. I don't believe in Jebus!
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Tue May-04-04 12:15 AM
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Or I'll stab you with a q-tip!
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