This guy can't even flip pancakes!!

[Lindacooks]

Look at the mess chimpy is making of this simple job. Has he got the shakes or something? It's not very easy to screw this up, but he's doing it.

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Rove should explain (slowly) that flipping pancakes is the same

in principle, as flinging his own excrement like he does in the primate enclosure off the Oval Office.

[SCDem]

2. And look he looks all proud of himself

Gee Mom I learned how to flip pancakes for the first time on my tax-payer-paid vacation!

[DerekGD]

3. That's the first job he ever had in his life.

He is demonstating what Americans can look forward to as a career with his economic policies.

[ewagner]

4. I wonder

How long it's been since this guy actually cooked something for himself?

I wonder if he's enjoyed the simple joy of doing chicken and ribs on a grill? Hamburgers even?

He's not familiar with the spatula, that's for sure.

[stopbush]

5. "Heh, heh. Look! They're brown...and flattened! Sorta like Fallujah!

"No, that's what pancakes are supposed to look like...I don't make mistakes."

Man, I hate this a-hole.

[stopbush]

6. CNN: Bush makes own pancakes while Kerry forces servant to make PB&J

sandwiches. Public loves straight-shooting man-of-the-people; detests war hero.

[Kadie]

7. He is practicing for his next job: IHOP

Sorry to all IHOPS out there, no offense.

Or maybe he can take his new "skill" and become a whopper flopper.

[BattyDem]

8. From LIHOP to IHOP ...

It should be an easy transition for him! :evilgrin:

[MI Cherie]

9. He's doing the best he can!

And he's trying really hard!

[KamaAina]

10. He must have read the Gary Bauer Pancake Cookbook

Uber-fundie Bauer also managed to screw up pancake-flipping, at an event in New Hampshire during Selection 2000.

http://www.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/01/31/bauer.cnn/

While appearing Monday morning at Manchester's National Guard Armory for the "Bisquick Pancake Presidential Primary Flip-Off," Bauer miscalculated the trajectory of his 5-foot, 6-inch frame as he stepped backward on an elevated stage to retrieve a pancake he had just flipped into the air.

The pancake soared several feet toward the ceiling, but arched behind Bauer, who fell off the stage as he tried to position himself underneath the errant flapjack. He landed on his arm, but managed to leap back to his feet with the pancake nestled securely back in its pan....

Texas Gov. George W. Bush also appeared at the pancake flip-off. According to Bauer, Bush caught his pancake so Bauer was not going to leave the armory without successfully pitching and catching his own.

There you have it. Bush*'s pancake skills have deterirated measurably within just the past four years. Anyone reminded of Reagan's second term?