I've been getting emails that insult my penis size

[slinkerwink]

and those emails constantly ask me to get pills to make my penis bigger. The only problem is that I'm a woman. Why am I getting those emails that are obviously meant for men?

If I were a guy, I'd be insulted by all those spam insulting the size of my penis, heh. :evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. i will add that i am not bald either

[slinkerwink]

7. hehe, I also find it insulting that they assume that I'm bald and I

need chia hair implants.

[Donkeyboy75]

2. Sorry, I've been meaning to send you offensive e-mails

telling you HOW to grow a penis. You must be on the wrong list. I'll make a note. ;)


Disclaimer: I'm not saying women have penis envy.

[slinkerwink]

9. I don't need a penis

:evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

3. I get a lot of those e-mails too

and also ones about Viagra. Sometimes I get self-conscious. No, I really don't. Don't let them bother you. Just hit delete.

[Servo300]

4. spammers send...

gazillions of those messages out to every e-mail address imaginable, without regard to the age, gender, etc. of the recipient.

[T Roosevelt]

5. Tell you what

You send me those and I'll send you the ones I get on breast enlargement... ;-)

[slinkerwink]

11. I never get the breast enlargement spam emails!

:-(

[xultar]

15. Neither do I. The patriot act must be working. n/t

[Gothic Sponge]

6. I get the same junk mail

I don't get insulted, but my penis does. ;)

[Donkeyboy75]

10. Yep, mine gets RAGING mad.

;)

[slinkerwink]

12. lol!

[trof]

8. If I answered all of them

I'd have to walk around with a wheelbarrow.

[xultar]

13. From a pure Medical perspective we do have little winky pinkies

Pills aren't needed unless you wanna P standing up

[slinkerwink]

14. actually, women can pee standing up. It takes practice though...

[xultar]

18. I remember when I was about 7, I wanted to try it cuz my brother did it

man my mom gave me the beatin of a lifetime.

Good I can laugh about it now.

[Donkeyboy75]

17. I know. I get embarrassed when my dog walks in the bathroom.

He just gives me a look like..."What's up, tiny?"

[xultar]

19. BUHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! N/T

[ronnykmarshall]

16. I get 'em too

and when I do, I just whup that bad boy out and delete 'em.

My mouse that is.

[BringEmOn]

20. I still worry that my girlfriend sent them my email address.

[BiggJawn]

21. This week it's "blind dates" and mortgages for me...

Last week big (HUGE!) women and big clitties...
Could be worst, I could be getting RNC/Shrub spam....

I LOVE the "what would you do with 9 inches?" spam.
What? Look for the rest of it, of cousre!

[Spirochete]

27. Not in my mail

to me, this is Vicodin week. Dating board week was last week, and the week before that was another penis enlargement week, I believe. It seems to go in cycles.
Wait a minute - two weeks ago was make big bucks working from home week. The week before THAT was another penis enlargement week.

[BiggJawn]

32. EVERY week is Vicodin week!

And "call our off-shore doctors for your prescriptions NOW!"

It goes in cycles. Got my first "squirtin' woo-woo" spam in over 2 months today...

[SarahB]

22. I'm getting e-mails that insult my breast size

All the time. I haven't had small breasts since I was 11.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. me either

and yes if i increased by another size i'd tip over :)

[SarahB]

35. Yup, I understand.

:hi:

[slinkerwink]

25. My breasts are too small and I NEVER get breast enlargement spam

I'm kind of disappointed by that.

[SarahB]

34. I don't think they work anyway

Nonsurgically, it's either genetics or lactation. Under the influence of both is rather freakishly big though (and back breaking).

[DS1]

24. I can make mine grow with my mind

:shrug:

[Bake]

40. Well, mind AND hand ...

Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie.

Bake

[Guy Fawkes]

26. maybe....

you have a penis that is so small, you never knew you had it; and people just want to help, but don't know how to be nice about it.

[NightTrain]

28. For the same reason I get breast-enlargement ads.

Spammers don't conduct market research!

[GirlinContempt]

29. I was very recently told

I could become the man that women desire.

I don't think it worked

[Aristus]

36. Careful, GirlinContempt!

Lotta guys on DU make passes at girls who wear glasses.

:7

[GirlinContempt]

38. I think

I'll be able to stand the hordes :eyes:
Riiiight ;)

[slinkerwink]

41. hahaha, that's so true

[BringEmOn]

30. How long before Lynndie England is endorsing the penis insult ads?

[Lizz612]

31. I got one today for

a uh... device(:evilgrin:) called "Jack Rabbit." Claimed to have been on Sex & The City. Interesting....

[GOPisEvil]

33. I've seen them...

...if I were a woman, I bet one would be fun.

[NoPasaran]

37. I get lots of offers for tranquilizers

WHO THE HELL THINKS I NEED TO CALM DOWN GODDAMMIT!!!!????

[NightTrain]

39. How about sending one of those ads my way?

I could use some tranquilizers right about now! :eyes:

[PurityOfEssence]

42. If I'd taken all of those offers, I'd have to move to Lakehurst, NJ

Or maybe El Toro CA.

Don't feel slighted Slink, I get breast enhancement offers on a regular basis too.

(Must be all those years I lived in the Bay Area...)

[Throckmorton]

43. Well, the adds are better than having a former Girlfirend point and laugh

Time does not heal some wounds

[slinkerwink]

49. hahahaha!

[sus]

44. i never get those emails

because my penis is HUGE.

[GOPisEvil]

45. They're not talking about inanimate, battery-operated ones...

:7

[sus]

47. don't judge me!!

[GOPisEvil]

48. Who's judging? I'm not the Acme Judgement Company.

Half of us admit to it, the other half are liars!

*tossed in a little M*A*S*H* line so as to make my point from the "quotes" thread.

[ironflange]

46. Mrs. Ironflange gets these all the time too

I never do though. Guess I don't need help! :evilgrin:

[liberalitch]

50. e mail em....

photos of it.